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Old 10-19-2006, 02:33 PM
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...oh yeah, and don't forget--above average girth, or she won't feel a thing...
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:34 PM
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Jammie is sooo desperate for d*ck she travels thousands of miles just to get sum
And how is THIS part of a roast??? I've admitted it myself! LMFAO @ YOU! Loser.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:38 PM
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Well, she has pretty discerning tastes... so it's hard to find a man with the right qualities...

Gotta be black, short, AND blind...
Well hey why should she travel so far to go there then? She can go to chi-chi town and find one of those faggot midgets anytime he might be able to pitch in and meet her half way.. lets say uhm.. atlanta? LOL... Sorry I had sum of yesterdays flashbacks! Oh and I DO know where atlanta is!!!!

Anyways back on topic.. Jammie is soo desperate she yells out her number on the street in the hope sum bum calls her so they can exchange sex for a place in his carton box as a roommate
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JamCan checks her breath everynight to remind herself what d*ck smells like...
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And I get a wiff of YOU each time! Thanks for lettin him out Kiki
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:42 PM
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I dont know if I should roast yu JC.
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JamCan checks her breath everynight to remind herself what d*ck smells like...
LOL.. does ur d*ck smell like "night breath"? Eeeeeeeeewwww
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I dont know if I should roast yu JC.
No, go ahead. She can take a joke.



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Did you hear about when JC was sticking her head out the window and got arrested for mooning?
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ROTFDWL.. oh my I hope all u still got jokes when its my turn
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GG all yours will be hooker jokes.
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We always joke about being siblings... but in actual fact, it was JamCan's parents that were siblings.
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We always joke about being siblings... but in actual fact, it was JamCan's parents that were siblings.
Thats why she is so "special"
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Jamcan wanted her new tattoo on her batty, but the tattooist threatened to quit.
damn sure wanstn enough room on that "flat, thought it was phat" ass.
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:23 PM
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damn sure wanstn enough room on that "flat, thought it was phat" ass.
nah... there was MORE than enough room... but the smell was too much for him...
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