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Old 10-17-2006, 01:18 PM
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Talking ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

Welcome to the first ETJ Roast.... I am your Roast Master D-Rock and also the first victim.... But let your jokes fly and have fun..


Okay people let the bashing begin!!
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:20 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

OMG I am not even goin to lunch today you fagg*t ur gonna burn BRB
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:23 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

You're so f****** conceited you posted a roast thread about YOURSELF!!! AND I see you're already viewing the printable version so you can hang the **** up on your bedroom wall!
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:29 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

...I'll be right there as soon as I'm done with your mom...
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rotfflmmfbwao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:40 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

Yow! Juss wait till mi have likkle more time.......


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Old 10-17-2006, 02:20 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

I always wondered why D-Rock didn't drink beer... then I remembered what the soda machines look like in Chi-Chi-Town where he lives...

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Old 10-17-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

lol lol lol .....I dont have the heart....... I am laughing with you, not at u Rock.
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whereas I'm laughing directly at your ass...
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:40 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking
tea and having crumpets.

The first midget says to the other two, "You know, I think
I have the smallest hands in the world." He continues, "and
I think I should go down the Guiness Book or World Records
and try to get in the book!"


The second midget replies with, "You know, now that you
mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world.
I think I'll go with you and try to get into the record book,
too!"


The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I
think I have the smallest penis in the world. Let's go!"



So the midgets set off to the offices of the Guiness Book of
World Records.


When they arrive, the first midget is called in and is gone
for awile. Finally he comes out very excited. "I made it!
They measured my hands, and sure enough they are the smallest
in the world. I'm in the record book!!"


The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very
excited. "I made it too! They measured my feet and sure
enough, they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the
record book, too!!"


The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long
that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a
rather forlorn look on his face.


"What's the matter?", his friends asked.


The third midget responds with "Who the hell is D-Rock?!?!!"
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:45 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

WTF???!!! Was that a joke? BOOOOOO!!!! Get off the stage!!
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

ah you're just bitter 'cause the best part of you ran down your father's leg...
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

You just edited that last part biatch Look dont mek mi talk bout ur mama shorty
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

This guy is soooo d*mn desperate he maxed out his mama's credit card to go all the way to Atlanta to get sum P*ssy!!
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:55 PM
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Re: ETJ ROAST of *D-Rock*

Yeah... and the man sooooo short he had to stand on 2 telephone books just to give me that last bl*w job!
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