He is soo d*mn short when he drops his pants his two inch d*ck touches the floor

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

...he's so short his drivers licence picture shows his feet!

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Even URBAN is laughing at your ASS instead of fantasizing about it with some lube in his hand.

Well I wouldn't want to hurt him--from how tight J.G. said his was, I figure no amount of lube would help.

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D-Rock is such a loser it takes him 4 days of non stop ****in' to make a woman cum!!!!

We shouldn't be so hard on him. I mean, if you have to go out at night, he'd be a good person to have along. Protection from muggers; his face would scare anyone away!

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And protection from rapists with a tight ass like that they wouldn't look twice at me.

And his mama is sooooooo ****in' fat, when she steps on a scale it says to be continued....

Hey JC, you like little short guys don't you? Maybe we could invite Russell along and D-Rock could ride on his shoulders--then at least ONE of them could look us in the eye!!!!

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I have an aversion towards short ones now because of stupid Russel.

Anyways D-rock's mama's so fat she has more crack than Harlem!

D-Rock aka I.B.H

Ideal Blowjob Height

D's mama is so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

D-Rock is soo stupid under "education" on your job application, you put "Hooked On Phonics."

And under "sex" he puts YES.

D-Rock's mama so fat wen she went to the beach all the whales started singin "we are family yeyeyeye i got all ma sisters with me " !!