Chat ****ry Bout Dudley - Jamaica Talk

GhettoGurl · #1 (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 11:26 PM

Can we already?.. I think he is still in the air

Hotteach · #2 (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 11:33 PM

Yeah we can say whatever we want he will just delete the thread when he gets on here......

afri-gyal · #3 (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 11:35 PM

lol. y dudley in particular? dats not nice GG....

can we add odda folks? j/k.

GhettoGurl · #4 (**permalink**) 09-19-2006, 11:49 PM

Because he is gawn

then we get to chat ****ry bout dem

dudley one · #5 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 09:41 AM

but ah weh de b##~~dcl*** r@$$ is dis !!

GhettoGurl · #6 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 10:01 AM

Okay I had to sign in one sec just to say that this thread is to show you how much I missed you already

dudley one · #7 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 07:50 PM

The woodcutter.

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into theriver. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared.

The Lord asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no to Jennifer Lopez,
you would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me.

Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take care of all three
wives, so THAT'S why I said 'yes'to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

***MI$$Y*** · #8 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 07:53 PM

i like that

afri-gyal · #9 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 11:10 PM

@ GG, what do you mean by "he's still in the air"? is he flying or sumting?

JASpice · #10 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afri-gyal

@ GG, what do you mean by "he's still in the air"? is he flying or sumting?

pssssst...he flew to London last night!!

Luckyd · #11 (**permalink**) 09-20-2006, 11:57 PM

mi nuff fi chat......but im might ban mi

dudley one · #12 (**permalink**) 09-26-2006, 08:15 AM

no he might be on invisi mode !!

GhettoGurl · #13 (**permalink**) 09-26-2006, 10:13 AM

That sucks by the way.. bein' on invisi mode.....

GhettoGurl · #14 (**permalink**) 09-29-2006, 03:04 PM

Can we pls do this a likkle more?

***MI$$Y*** · #15 (**permalink**) 09-29-2006, 03:11 PM

yep thats fine wit me

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