I'm jealous at Dudley's thread so here goes..........

Just a little something to make you smile
>>
>>A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her
>>young husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a
>>schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will
>>have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
>>
>>While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece
>>of paper: "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
>>requests for sex are leaving me drained
>>and really tired. So I propose that we only have
>>sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the
>>frequency of ourlovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just
>>understand where I am coming from, and let me know if
>>my request is too demanding of you."
>>
>>
>>On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks
>>the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved
>>husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he
>>reads it.
>>
>>Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices
>>that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that
>>reads, "Baby, I didn't realize that I was putting you under so much
>>pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken
>>the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days
>>starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same
>>page.
>>
>>
>> 1. TUESDAY
>> 2. THURSDAY
>>
>> 3. TODAY
>>
>> 4. TOMORROW
>>
>> 5. TATURDAY
>>
>> 6. TUNDAY
>>
>> 7. Every Tukking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I
>> waiting for you upstairs."
>>
>>HAVE A GREAT DAY

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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his
face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard."Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with
both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there
anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the
bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

I cant stop doing it myself!!!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

That is funny as hell... at least it's simulating a girl who gives feedback.

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I figured u'd keep playin' wid it

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

Okay the funniest part of all was that link actually blew my internet! LMFAO!! I just tried it and after it was done my internet crashed.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Well atleast you had one now!!!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

I didn't click on it...but!

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LMFAO!!!!! Its not like I can't make myself get one!!!

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Uhm I am gonna be needing proof of this.. do you have a cam JamCan???

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

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I sure do, I even have a full length video, but not of that! LOL.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

D*mn it!!! Another dream shot out of it's cloud

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

LOLOL you'd probably love the video too you perv!

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

i hope that isn't what your gonna use for your talent

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