I AM CANADIAN!!
> Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!!!
> These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
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> Q1 I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
> A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
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> Q2 Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
> A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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> Q3 I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
> A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
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> Q4 Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
> A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
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> Q5 It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
> A: Let's not touch this one.
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> Q6 Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto,Vancouver,Edmonton and Halifax?(UK)
> A: What did your last slave die of?
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> Q7 Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA)
> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
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> Q8 Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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> Q9 Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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> Q10 Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
> A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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> Q11 Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
> A: No, WE don't stink.
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> Q12 I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)
> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
>
> Q13 Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
> A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
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> Q14 Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
> A: Only at Thanksgiving.
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> Q15 Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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> Q16 I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget it's name. It's a kind of big horse with horns.(USA)
> A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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> Q17 I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help?(USA)
> A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
>
> Q18 Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
> A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

LOL LOL LOL LOL that is funny!!!!!!



CANADA ROCKS!!!!!! I AM CANADIAN woooo-hoooo!!

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Then let this be the "OFFICIAL CANADIAN THREAD!" LOL
Membership has its privileges....we don't have to ask these stupid questions!!!!

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

How'd I miss this one? Tooooo funny.

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lol!!
i have one more question about canada....
is that where they make canada dry?

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choco choco.....choco MILO!!!!!!!!!!!

thats my favourite

yeah mine too! i've heard dat form plenty a people!!

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choco choco.....choco MILO!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love the beaver question. Too funny.

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

Okay and I don't know if this is something to announce or be embarrassed about. But the police here (in Calgary) actually have a CHOICE with their uniform, to wear the standard police hat or a COWBOY HAT!!!! I'm not even lying...it even has the emblem on it.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

LMAO!!! For some reson I didn't expect cowboys in Canada..

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You mean they aren't all mounties?

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

Yeah I thought they wore those red jackets and cowboy hats...lololol

Like Dudley Do-Right (no relation to our own Dudley).

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...