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Old 07-13-2006, 03:28 PM
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How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.
· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
· If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work.
· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS AND PRAY !
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:25 PM
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

I definitely need to pray! One of my co-workers drives me absolutely nuts, and today I just have no patience for her!
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

Bring on the praying I was gonna kill a b*tch at work today
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

Farid needs to pray.....that i don't kick his ass for leaving. NOW I'm taking out my frustrations from that on poor little Adam!
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

I need to pray EVERY minute of EVERY day
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

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Farid needs to pray.....that i don't kick his ass for leaving. NOW I'm taking out my frustrations from that on poor little Adam!
Now I need to pray because of Farid. He's got guts coming around my desk these days.
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

Today is a Holy Day and we have a mass scheduled for 11:30. I guess I need to pray at work today.
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

I am a teacher....prayer not allowed in school....don't tell anyone that I could never do my job with out Prayer...every day!
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work

Today I NEEDED to pray.

Was running late for work, and when I was told that the Manager that everyone hates was asking where I was, my response was "I'll walk slower then"

I eventually got in, and I was like a bear with a sore head.

I should have prayed.
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