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Old 06-24-2006, 06:08 PM
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Post your best original Yo Mama jokes here... I'll go first.

Yo mama is so fat,
She sleeps on a family size mattress.

Yo mama is so fat,
Her waist size is measured in acres..
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:37 PM
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Yo mama butt so big,
It got arrested in Dallas for trespassing when she bent over in LA.
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Yo mama's so fat she has more crack than Harlem!
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yo mama so fat, at her house, you'd think everyday's thanksgiving.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yo mama breath smells so bad,
it got her arrested for ASSault and battery
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yo mama teeth so yellow, when she close her mouf, her belly lights up.
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the curb and made a driveway
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Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!


Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.


Yo mama is soooo, stupid she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!


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Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
LMAO!!!! I thought that was a blonde joke!
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Why, is your mama blonde? Hey, if the shoe fits...!
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JC's blonde mama is sooooo stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed!
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I'm telling my mama on you. You're next on my phone list JERK!!!
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ROTFLMAO Samba......YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to meet her
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