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Old 04-23-2008, 02:48 PM
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-Yo mama so tall she tripped over a telephone pole and hit her head on the moon.

-yo mamma so ugly when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait"

-Yo mamma so skinny she can holla hoop through a cherio
-Yo mamma so stupid when I she asked what the weather was like and I said chilly she ran outside with a fork and a spoon.
-Yo mamma so dirty when i asked what's for dinner she got on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs"
-Yo mamma so poor when i came in your house on your skateboard she told me to get off the family car
-Yo mama so big she uses a VCR for a beeper.
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Yo mamma so dirty when i asked what's for dinner she got on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs"
K I coulda gone the REST OF MY LIFE without hearing that!!!!!
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K I coulda gone the REST OF MY LIFE without hearing that!!!!!
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SAMBA..........I emailed YO MAMA so me and her can go for tea in July
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Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
LOLOLOL....NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY SUTFF!
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yo Mamma so fat...she stepped ona rainbow and made skittles...........LOLOL

Yo mamma is so stupid, i told her it was chilly outside and she bought a bowl......LOLOL

Yo mamma so fat, she stepped ona dollar and made change...LOLOL

Yo mamma is so short, she steped off a curb anc commited suicide.LOLOL

Yo mamma so fat seh has stretch marks on her toenails...LOLOL

Yo Mamma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she licks OTHER ppls fingers....LOLOL

THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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yo momma so fat.. that when she jumped for joy.. she got stuck... -- russel peters
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^^^^lololol

im sooooooo silly!
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Yo mamma so poor she bounces food stamps.........LOL
Yo mamma so fat...ehen she jumps she gets stuck.LOLOl

im in a real silly mood today mehson
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yo mamma so poor she hang her toilet paper out to dry!............

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lmao! YALL ARE CRAZY
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Yo momma got one eye, and a peg leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
yo momma so fat she makes shamoo looks like an ant.
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