Was sitting quietly at the ETJ bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are jerks!"

Urban jumped to his feet and said, "I resent that."

"Are you a lawyer?" I asked.

"No," Urban replied, "I'm a jerk."

ROTFL someone's printing this thread.

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MOTIVATION:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

he used all my an**al lube on drock today

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

D-rock must be slippery then.

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MOTIVATION:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

a part of him is

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

If only he knew...........

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MOTIVATION:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

i'm sure he felt something

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

Someone should make an Urban Meez.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

I can't WAIT to see them

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

why doesn't urban make an urban meez?

*raises eyebrow*

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10

He could if he wants but we'd never see it.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

why?

didn't know that urban was banned or anything...

surprised he didn't come back with the rest of you...

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10