Wahoo takes a trip to the Rockies to hunt him some bear. On the first day he comes across an enormous Grizzly asleep in the undergrowth. Wahoo creeps up and shoots the dozing creature from point blank range. Enraged, the bear leaps up, grabs our intrepid hunter, rips off his pants and gives him a severe rogering, leaving him in a heap on the forest floor.
Next day, (and a tube of "anal ease" later) undaunted, Wahoo sets forth armed with a bigger calibre rifle. Lo and Behold he comes across the same Grizzly drinking from a pool. Creeping stealthily through the undergrowth he again blasts the poor creature point blank. The bear turns, grabs Wahoo and again proceeds to savagely give him "what for in the back door."
Big W is determined to exact his revenge on the beast and next day arms himself with an Elephant gun and sets forth once more.
Deep Joy!! he sights the bear about to take a dump in a little forest clearing.
BOOM!! Wahoo lets him have it.. big style.
To Wahoo's amazement, the bear shakes, turns slowly and pushes his nose up against wahoo's and says slowly "Look, You're not really here for the hunting are you?"

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One Love, One Inity. In the Name of The Most High Jah Rastafari. Blessed.

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Dem neva Know,But dem Know Now !!

OMG that is too funny.

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

I rest my case.

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All I wanna know............Why do all your stories involve the anal region?????

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

ROTFLMMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder why Wahoo puts up with this abuse all the time?

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Oh dear. That was written in Italics. I guess I'm about to reapeth some serious sh1t......

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One Love, One Inity. In the Name of The Most High Jah Rastafari. Blessed.

Bear was called Urban wasn't it.....???

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lol!!! funny story! why y'all always pick on poor wahoo?!!! lmao!!!

Okay... here is a deleted Wahoo post which REALLY needed to be quoted back to life.

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A historical footnote: Wahoo has blond hair, right? And during my college years, I had longish blond hair (as well as a beard, but I digress). It so happened that my GF's former BF also attended the same school and that he and my GF saw each other "socially." One day she confided in me that the former BF's nickname for me was Goldilocks. I don't know which pissed me off more--the former BF's impudence or my GF's delight in telling me about it.

ras and wahoo both funny
dwl

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

I don't recall your hair being blonde, Wahoo. If you dye it back, you can join us in the blondes gone wild in the mud match! I think we can take you.

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

Oh most definitely....

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10