I am TRULY blessed - April 2009 Trip Report - Page 4 - Jamaica Talk

Hotteach · #46 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:22 PM

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DEADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This time there were NO seats

Only a driver seat!! LOLOLOLOL. That's not the car he took us in.

OMG!!!! Thats funny no seats but the steroe system is bumpin!

BTW does Ash ever go anywhere without her Ginormous breasts sticking out of her shirt....lololol

damswell · #47 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:25 PM

so funny how people clap when the plane touches down.... yuh cyannt clap till di plane stop....wha dem tink nuttin nah go do dem as it reach ground!!!!! Although "jamaica is a blessed country"!!!

Alex4Ja · #48 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:36 PM

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Jammie this report is makin me so psyched for my trip....I love prince he is soooo sweet.....I can't wait to see his house...he has been emailing me pics of it. and the landing video made my heart hurt....cause I want to be there sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!

and by the way that yellow car is a trip isn't it...the last time i was in it the seats werent even bolted too the floor...I hope he has fixed that by now...lolol

Ladwd ave mercy!!!

Alex4Ja · #49 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:39 PM

Very good trip report.

JamCan · #50 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotteach

OMG!!!! Thats funny no seats but the steroe system is bumpin!

BTW does Ash ever go anywhere without her Ginormous breasts sticking out of her shirt....lololol

LOLOL I know. I'm actually having a hard time posting pics because of that problem. I have to hand-pick ones I can use.

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Originally Posted by Alex4Ja

Very good trip report.

Thanks. But believe me.......this is NOTHING! This is only the crappy tourist stuff so far.

damswell · #51 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:45 PM

tourist? A wha dat?? Im going to try to be one in June!!!

JamCan · #52 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 05:59 PM

After karaoke, the usual spot is Amnesia. I love this club and its where you can catch some of the hottest Jamaican dancing I've seen. So we all jumped in a taxi with some pimp named Stringbean who gave me a free CD on the ride LOL. He was a jerk though.

YAAY we get to Amnesia and head inside out to the rooftop. That dancer dude Dennis who I met on my last trip was there with a girl from his dance crew. They gave a really good show. I have lots of video from this night too but slow uploading. I'll post it all later.

Here are some pics of the wicked dancers though.

Dennis and his friend.

These guys I didn't know at this time YET, Jerome and Zed. Zed's the one I was supposed to clash with on the dance floor. Well.....after watching him dance I played ignorant and stayed away from him The shorter one, Jerome is a freakin contortionist Like SERIOUSLY!! I'll post video of his contortions later on.

This is David, the rasta that hung out around our villa. Wicked wicked guy!!!! Awesome person.

JamCan · #53 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:04 PM

And THIS is the moment I've been dreading since it happened!!!

Guess who showed up at the club and posed for ONE and only ONE picture with us? Yea Beenie Man. Unfortunately the Jamaican who took the picture had no idea how to use a damn camera!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here's us with Beenie Man. UGGGGHHHHH!!!!

damswell · #54 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:12 PM

OMG!!!! How disappointing, damn camera guy!!! Oh well, im sure you will run into him again somewhere on the island, he is all over the place!!!

JamCan · #55 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:13 PM

So this is the night my lovely touchscreen, dual sim cell phone was teefed right out of my bag....which mashed up my ENTIRE night!!!! The best part though, is that so many people in this club liked me that there was a manhunt going on!! A WAR! DAvid the rasta and his sister were practically running through the club with weapons ready to kill whoever took it. Even the DJ called out the jackass who took the girl from farrin's phone and now her kids can't call her, and he makes Jamaicans look bad, etc....LOLOL.

I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo ANGRY that my night was ruined. Only cuz BOTH my local and foreign sim cards were in that phone so I lost everything. And I was worried about not making the ETJ link up because all the contact numbers for them were in there too. I felt really stranded in a foreign country for the first time EVER.

I walked home pissed and sad

Out on the street were Zed and Jerome doing backflips and stuff. I was even too angry to hang with them. Zed quickly wrote down his number and I walked home. Stringbean the pimp walked me and I cursed him out all the way, then left him at the gate LOL.

JamCan · #56 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by damswell

OMG!!!! How disappointing, damn camera guy!!! Oh well, im sure you will run into him again somewhere on the island, he is all over the place!!!

LOL lets not say that too loud cuz the guy was Ash's boyfriend

We never let him live it down the WHOLE TRIP!!

damswell · #57 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:20 PM

is it a bad thing that im at home laughing by myself ????

sorry Ash, hes forgiven

Alex4Ja · #58 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JamCan

After karaoke, the usual spot is Amnesia. I love this club and its where you can catch some of the hottest Jamaican dancing I've seen. So we all jumped in a taxi with some pimp named Stringbean who gave me a free CD on the ride LOL. He was a jerk though.

YAAY we get to Amnesia and head inside out to the rooftop. That dancer dude Dennis who I met on my last trip was there with a girl from his dance crew. They gave a really good show.

Here are some pics of the wicked dancers though.

And of course you just had to capture the one and only, single solitary, non-dread-locked weed-smoking dude on the island, huh?

JamCan · #59 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:42 PM

LOL gwaan and laugh We're still laughing too.

Okay Wednesday morning I woke up early. I didn't sleep well knowing my son couldn't reach me so I was on a mission to get to Digicel and see if they could give me my old number back after I buy a new phone. I used Ash's phone to call Zed just to say hi and he was SOOO nice and offered to walk me to Digicel and help me out. We met at Scotiabank and walked over to Digicel. After about 45 Jamaican minutes of negotiating and security questions they agreed to recover my number......praise the Lord. At least that was cool. And so was Zed He's a very quiet and gentle person, nice to talk to. His personality is completely opposite of his dance personality...he's very low key.

While we were at Digicel, Dennis magically showed up with his little brother LOL. He was taking his brother to the beach and invited me along. Zed had stuff to do anyways and said he'd call me later. He wanted me to come to Margaritaville with him that night.

So off to Morgan beach I went with Dennis and Jonathan.

Dennis in the water.

JamCan · #60 (**permalink**) 04-27-2009, 06:43 PM

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And of course you just had to capture the one and only, single solitary, non-dread-locked weed-smoking dude on the island, huh?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I met plenty you will see pics of later

Actually I'm pretty sure that's Dennis's friend and if it is he has long braids. You lose that bet. LOL