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Old 03-13-2008, 05:08 PM
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GG's trip into the future

March 6th

I checked in almost an hour late because I didnt pack at ALL until 12 noon!!!! I wasnt even spared from the most embarresing moment of my life when
I was called in on the speakers.. to attend to the desk.. Upon arriving to the desk I was confronted by the airline employee whom coincidently was Also
Rambo's "sister in law" she was inquirin if he was still joining me for the flight ( I didnt cancel his ticket because it was non refundable and I prefered having an empty chair next to me.
Well I told her no and moved on the back of the waitin area.. I gave Rambo a courtesy call informing him to seek for immediate lodging because the locks at home might have been changed before
he got back from work LOL.. he just laughed and wished me a safe flight (what a thing that wuda been if he was coming with me LOL)

I left aruba at 3.25pm and my flights were
smooth.. I flew into NJ and arriving there at night was the
nicest thing I have ever seen.. I loved the view.. it was even better then the boston view from the skies.

As soon as I got off the plane I was greeted by many fine looking black man at the airport.. I wandered around for a second..
spotted sum people that were sitting a seat back from me on the flight in from AUA (yes I overheard dem sayin they was goin to Boston)
and followed them to the shuttle that would take us to the other side of the airport..

We waited in line.. I have never seen anything like it..an AIR traffic jam!!!
We were plane number 16 to lift off.. Air India was in the back of us.. pretty colored
plane.. I kept wondering how many people in that plane were on their way to Pancott Palace

I arrived in Boston 15 minutes before scheduled.. I was nervous..

See what you all need to know is that Jammie made me sign up on www.onlinebootycall.com
where I met Keith.. A young Jamaican man that I have been on the phone with about 5 times a day for the last month or so.
We made a date and Keith was gonna pick me up a the airport.. I waited for my luggage to roll by... my "Boston phone" rang..
it was Keith.. sounding like a likkle excited school boy..

I dragged my luggage out to the street.. and there he was.. all I expected him to be.. nerdie, cute and smiling..
I immediately felt comfy and I guess so did he..

Problem number one occurred when I realised I didnt print my confirmation for my one night stay at the days inn near the airport..
I didnt really wanna tell him but when we started driving.. I realised at sum point I had to tell him.. all he did was laugh..
we drove around for a while.. I watched Keith master his GPS thingy LOL.. Those things are handy ah ****s

We arrived at a Ramada ( I guess thats Days Inn's sister) and crashed there for the night.. we sat and talked for a while.. and well.. I hit the shower..
I had a small likkle problem.. I didnt have any time to "fix" my private area in AUA.. so I had to do it over there LOL.. ah well.. I thought
I was fine... UNTIL.. I noticed I couldnt drain the ****in tub!!! It was not a pretty sight.. use ur imagination on that one LOL I have no pictures of this event..
I thought about it but then I realised Jammie wasnt there so it just wouldnt be the same. I fought with the drain for about 20 minutes when I just decided to pull
the whole friggin' thing out! I was desperate LOL...

So anyways after spending over an hour in the bathroom.. I came back to find Keith sleeping peacefully.. since I was kinda nervous.. I figured I'd make as less movements
as possible getting into bed trying not to wake him BUT I didnt succeed.. the rest of that night goes down in history.. I was awaked brutally that night again.. so I didnt get much sleep
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:16 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

Such a ****ty start.........
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:12 PM
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Such a ****ty start.........
Gurl, before I go on I just wanna tell you sumthin mushy

I love you gurl.. and I am not sure where I am heading in the "future" but I can say that I am happy to have had this be part of my past... If we weren't bored ah ****s that Saturday night you made me sign up on www.onlinebootycall.com (LOLOLOL) I wouldnt have had the honors to experience the feelings and butterflies that I am experiencing now.. hoping not to get hurt in the process but gurl... it wuda been all worth it.. Thank you from the botom of my heart
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:59 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

OMG I believe if I had said that you would reply with "STFU biatch". But I love you too, glad you had an amazing time and you better bring me next time .

Anyways, I heard a saying:

"LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO BREAK YOUR HEART, BUT TRUSTING THEM NOT TO"
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:38 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

March 7th

The day of the wedding...

Nevertheless I got up at 9 am atleast I thought it was.. thats what the alarm clock said.. I tried not waking Keith... again unsuccessfull..
I called Max and only then realised it was 7.30am... He answered the phone so cute.. "Hi B*tch" LOL.. I love Max!!! He left my clothing (which I left here the last time) at
the liqour store.. me and Keith were gonna go pick it up.. we got showered got dressed and left for breakfast .. on our way we'd pick up my clothes..
Keith once against mastered the GPS system which was already gettin' on my ****in nerves since it kept telling us we were going the wrong ****ing way..

We went to this small Jamaican place called JamRock.. and had asked for Ackee and Saltfish.. it wasnt ready yet so we decided to go cum back and get the clothes..
We found the liqour store fine and I was greeted warmly by the friendly staff. So I dumped the clothes in the truck and off we went.. back to JamRock.. We had a nice breakfast
and we headed back to the motel.. my check in at the Marriott Custom House wasnt until 4pm but when I called to request an early check in at 1pm it was already ready.. we drove over
and found ourselves checking into the greates suite I have ever seen.. the view was fabulous.. we were on the 16th floor and seriously.. it was breath taking..

At 2pm I took my dress out of it's bag just to realise it got wrinkled.. desperately I started roaming the streets of boston for a dry cleaner.. while Keith took a little nap.. I talked to Jammie
on the phone and she said that I should hang it out in the bathroom and put the hot water on.. I was gonna use that as my final resort.. since I didnt find a cleaner in the area that does this.. I ended up
doing just so.. It didnt help that much but Keith started rushing me so I ended up putting it on just like that.. I came out of the bathroom and his look was just priceless.. I felt like a million dollars.

He was wearing a black tuxedo and I was wearing a black dress..
We got in the car realising we didnt have any directions for THAT eidda LOL.. I called Max and he gave us the address to enter into the GPS thingy.. which now became my best friend for a while..
Traffic was ****in horrible!!! We got there on time.. The wedding was fabulous, although Keith was being a great sport I noticed he wasnt that comfy.. we left early.. earlier then we were supposed to...
We both had sum regrets but anyways.. We had nuff fun when we got back to our suite
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Old 03-15-2008, 03:51 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

What a LAME trip report.
























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Old 03-15-2008, 03:56 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

Lord Gurl, you travel a lot. More power to ya. I love to hear of your escapades.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:05 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

GG's trip into the future ..................so when exactly does she/GG return? Does she have to?
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Old 03-15-2008, 08:55 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

Shut the heck up you two (not JaMiss thank you lady) I am not posting anymore until you all beg for it I have gay wedding pics you know!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:37 PM
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I love it so glad its a great trip so far!!!! Yay girl!!!
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:26 PM
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GG succcccccccksssssssssssss.
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:44 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

Don't I? I just dont think I got enuf attention on my trip report
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GG succcccccccksssssssssssss.

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fly overhead!!!
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:04 PM
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Scuuuse me GG but trip reports EQUAL attention. You have to give to get honey.
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:09 PM
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Re: GG's trip into the future

I am ALL over everybody's trip report nitwit!!!! Now I am gonna hold back my table of gay's pic just because you said that
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