GG's Secret Trip to Wahoo's Place - Page 2 - Jamaica Talk

Urban_DK · #16 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 10:26 AM

Dead.... just dead.

OMG.... this IS the best trip report on ETJ.

GhettoGurl · #17 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 10:31 AM

LOL.......... I figured you would appreciate

GhettoGurl · #18 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:02 AM

Saturday Dec 2nd 2006:

After burning on the beach the day before.. on Saturday we decide to do sum "Wahoo" things

We took his Harley up in the mountains and we did some wild things!!!! Wahoo did a 250ft Jump over three trailors and 50 hillbilly's and then he did the special stunt called the "face land"!!! It was awesome to see, Wahoo really did ANYTHING to keep me entertained.

This is his Harley.. Wahoo really is a pimp, he had women surround him like a leprechaun squad over Urban's @ss

GhettoGurl · #19 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:12 AM

Then we got an urgent call from back at the "residence".... They needed Wahoo's immediate presence at the Hillbilly's headquarters!!!

We got there in 10 minutes and there was a great family fight goin' on!!!!
Looks like Wahoo's brother Dahoo knocked up his 14 yr old niece Betty aka Bigtitty!! It was hell... Brothers started smashin in eachothers head.. Good thing Wahoo has two great sons that dont get mixed up in this kinda cr@p!!!!

So anyways... Wahoo was all fired up so he said that he needed sum "action" at first I got frightened but then he explained what he meant by action and I was happy to join him to pull a "set it off" on the corner liquor store!!

Urban_DK · #20 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wahoo

The "corner liquor store" reminded me of a joke.

Q: How does Wahoo hold her likker?

A: By the ears.

"her?" ...um.... something you're not telling us?

That's one of those jokes that only works verbally. You can go right ahead and "Wahoo" this post if you like.

GhettoGurl · #21 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:36 AM

LMAO.......... Wahoo!!!! Now they will think I am a LESBIAN

Shaz · #22 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhettoGurl

LMAO.......... Wahoo!!!! Now they will think I am a LESBIAN

OMFG....it keeps gettin worse....

GhettoGurl · #23 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 11:50 AM

Whatever you would love to see sum gurl on gurl action!!!!!

JASpice · #24 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 12:05 PM

OMG..... I never snort....but dang...the whole neighborhood juss heard me!!

LMFAO!!!!

GhettoGurl · #25 (**permalink**) 12-12-2006, 12:15 PM

hehehehee

So anyways me and Wahoo get in his Pick up truck when I see a big @ss Gun Rack in the back and he let's me hold his rifle, its nice and smooth, looks like he spend a whole while on polishing it before we went out that night

We hit the corner and Wahoo jumps out of the moving vehicle and tells me to catch the wheel... I park the car in the back of the liquor store while he rolls down the street... It takes like half an hour when I decide to drive back to HILLBILLY'S PARADISE, he said that he waited out front for me but when I didnt show he hitched a ride with the sherrif home!