Friday morning we were off to the airport 3 hours before my flight...we arrived to no line at the counter....checked our bags.....went through security in about 3 minutes and then had 2 hrs and 45 minutes to kill at the gate....so we ate breakfast at Dick Clarks Rockin Diner.....very dissapointing...no hash browns to be had.......here is the first pic I took of Konrad......deciding......

he said if I was gonna take retarded pics I needed to be in them too so here I am too.......

LOL I TOLD you she never left the states!!!!!! If this is all she can remember!

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DWFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wahoo stop it you're making me spit on my monitor!

10/10 on the bull****-o-meter!!!!

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We traveled fro Newark to Miami where we had about 4 and half hours to kill...and No V&T didn't come to meet me.....never got to make a plan with him.....to bad. I went on the internet and proceeded to read a thread all bout me...I laughed so loud that people were staring at me.....an Asian family was even pointing and took my picture..lololol Anyway eventually we got our flight it was on time and we made it to Jamaica..it was 7:30 and dark ......We proceeded to our Airport taxi driven by Percy...he was definitey an interesting guy....he told us that he would stop and let us get something to eat.....he pulled into a gas station that had a mini market selling chips and soda.....I said no way i need a Redstripe and a pattie.....which started a rebellion and now all the passengers wanted that too......I am sure he was not happy cause he prolly has an arrangement with that store owner....oh well too bad...he should make an arrangement with a guy who sells red stripe......after waiting 20 minutes for some one to bring the two passengers he forgot at the airport..we were on our way......Percy proceeded to tell us how 50 cent was just there and he got married.....lololol We saw the Ritz Carlton...pretty fancy Jammie....any way we arrived at the hotel at 10:30 at night

I freakin LOVE this line!!! LOLOLOL

Oh you passed by the Ritz huh? Was that where he said Fiddy was? I think he stayed at the Half Moon. Hey where was your son all this time? On the luggage belt?

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Uuuuuummm Jammie and Wahoo....bug off......it takes time to put a good trip report up the next pic I am gonna post I took just for Wahoo......we arrived in oour room only to finD this waiting for us

He stayed at the Half moon...which we passed by either right before or right after the Ritz..they are close to eachother.....

By the way my son hated that bird cause i had to have a pic of it.....he tried to throw it off the balcony...but I wouldn't let him.....when we were fighting over it it hit the ceiling fan and was decappitated.....we laughed so hard we were crying....

Any way the biggest freakin beach party i ever saw was going on at the resort....it was right underneath out Balcony.....so we decided to go eat and then join the party.....They had guys jumpin through fire and lots and lots of rum drinks.....after the performers were done some drunk tourist tried to jump through the fire and big suprise he caught on fire....I sa him later at the pool with burn marks all over his shirt...he did not speak a word of English only Italian...we named him The fire Man....when ever I saw him I would say hey Fireman......and he would smile and laugh and say "Ya Ya fire" and give a thumbs up....lol what a freak......
So after a few drinks i went up to the room to freshen up a little and I lay down for a few and when i woke up it was morning.......

I went outside on the Balcony to see what it really looked like and here was the veiw from my room.........

Here is the veiw from the other direction.......it was sooo beautiful I knew I was in paradise.........

Ok so we decided to spend that first day just checking out the resort and doing some activities around there........the first thing we did was go have breakfast.....here is the next retarded pic I made my son take part in...he said I was a goofy tourist for using the timer on my camera......but hey it worked......

Well my son went off to "Do his own thing" and there I was alone in Jamaica.....with all those handsome men.......This is when it slowly dawned on me that everyone at the resort would ask me in some way shape or form...who I was there with...and If I had a man at home......It was quite amusing to see all the different ways they would ask...it was on this day that I met Owen....who I do not have a pic of cause if I asked him to take one he would have taken it as a marriage proposal for sure.....he told me that he loved ma after a minute converstaion.....lol he was sweet but a little too persistant......for the entire rest of my trip I would see him lurking in the shadows.....just watching me......stalker.....anyway after touring around and a few hundred Rum drinks I settled down here

It was about mid afternoon when i got a text from my son saying he would meet me for dinner at 7......hmmmmm wonder where he was????? So that evening I went to the bar to have a likkle ****tail while I was waiting for Konrad to get ready for dinner....I aksed for a Banana Rum cream which they did not have.....but a very nice and accomodating bartender named M.....made me a Rum cream with a likkle dash of Banana Liquor and it was juuuust right.....M was very sweet...when Konrad joined me at the bar he promptly introduced him to two beautiful young ladies to distract him while he hit on his mom......we chatted and flirted our way through a few rum drinks and then konrad and I were off to dinner.......after dinner Konrad went to "Do his own thing" again.....so I went back and had M make me a few more Rum Creams and whisper some more sweet nothings in my ear.....I went up to the room just to freshen up a lil and went out on the balcony only to find my first born beloved son smokin a big fattie.......I didn't even know what to say......When I figured it out I said some things which i will not repeat here.. if you are a parent you can prolly guess. I definitely needed some more Rum cream after that......I went down stairs and was standing sipping my drink when I met Prince.........