This guy asked me to marry him and come live on his farm with him lololol

Hell I'd marry the farm dude!!!! Giddy-up!!!!!!!!!!!

Yah and this statement REEEEEEKS of what you said you WOULDN'T DO!!!! Ahhh, Jamaica's so predictable.

Great report so far! Some real treasures in there Teach. Some of the stuff you said made me grin, and the towel goose in the ceiling fan had me rollin!. Gotta love coconut parties...although I've never been to one, that sounds oh so Jamaican. I seriously hope you're not done posting pictures though...what kinda photographer are you anyways?

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So konrad being the responsible on of us on the trip.....he went up to the room at about 11 0r 12 to get some sleep for the Journey home.....i however....had other plans......I went to the Sportsbar to hang with all m new friends......partied like crazy.......D was there the whole night.......
I went for a walk to say my very sad goodbye to D.......he was sooo nice.....I could just melt in his gaze.......so when i went to go back up off the beach I ha to sneak the long was around so no one saw us together.....and i ecountered the wild dogs it was scary but i just threw some sand at them and they ran away.....as i was walking back from the darkest part of the resort some drunk jamaican guy came out of the bathroom and grabbed me and said hey baby lemme give you some before you go.....he grabbed me and i had to struggle to get away from him......he followed me and i was really scared.. Then D was watching me from far away came over and rescued me...he offered to walk me to the elevator and the psycho guy left.....it could have been very ugly......any way off we went to the airport at 3:20.......couldn't sleep on the ride the roads are too bumpy......

So Teach....did you get some? Everyone wants to know.

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On the flight from JA to MIA My tummy began to feel rumbly......by the time we landed and got to the nearset Bathroom I was really sick......then we were off to customs where a lovely woman aked us where we were coming from..we said JA and she promptly yanked us out the line and brought us into a lil room where she proceeded to examine everything in our luggage.....the ***** opened every bottle....she put my lotion back in without closing the top and all my stuff was covered in lotion by the time i unpacked.....we proceeded to check put luggage for the next flight and we were on to security where the security Nazi was ...we slowly realized we had come from "Jamaica No problem" to......"Miami... every ****ing ten feet is a problem"...This guy was just looking at everybag on the scanner and pointing out stuff he though was funny to his friends..the line took for ever and we all hated him and hoped he would burn someday.....next we went to eat at 9:30 in the morning the only place to go were the bar and Pizza Hut...No Dick Clarks in that god awful airport.....after that we went to our gate.....hung out for a while ...i went on ETJ and then fell asleep...woke up just in time to find out our gate was swithched to one that was a mile away...we had 5 minutes to get there so we pulled an OJ Simpson through the airport and made the flight...I hated that Miami airport..it was the most...in fact the only unpleasant part of the trip...I hated everyone and everything about it and if i never see Miami again I am ok with that...it is the armpit of the world!!! If you can avoid it pleeeese do......so we got on our flight to Newark.....the driver was waiting for us..we got our bags and were safely delivered home......with a mild case of food poisoning.....and my new Tshirt

Ok there it is....thats my story and i am sticking to it.........I miss Jamaica......i miss D and I cannot wait to go back........

Hey don't mock my photography......I was sooooo freakin drunk half the time your lucky i even have any pics to show....I almost lost my camera a few times.....and there are a few pics on there i don't even remember taking...and some i can NEVER post on ETJ...lololol

Do I really need to answer that question......hmmmmm lets see I was in Jamaica.......without a BF or husband.......met a man who makes my heart melt......who I knew I would only have two days to spend with........What do you think we did with our time.....I can promise you it wasn't takin pictures...well ok a lil of it was but......I am sure you can figure out what happened....we grown folks here........

By the way Jomo's girl.......i saw the smoking atrium.....itwas pouring rain and all the smokers were pressed up against the windows tring to stay dry....lololol

I noticed you dodged THIS!!!
And I just kinda figured since you were SHARING A ROOM WITH YOUR SON you might behave a little. Hope you don't have too much sand in your cracks.

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Ok Jammie here are some more pics for you......

The trees are all so pretty

Listen biatch i don't have any sand in my cracks.......and i did behave.......while he was awake......lolololol Neva took any one to my room......

Here is the pool

Ok so this guy sold me some lil wood carvings for way more than they were worth but what eva....I liked him