How to make a woman happy ........

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

17. a psychologist

18. a pest exterminator

19. a psychiatrist

20. a healer

20. a good listener

22. an organizer

23. a good father

24. very clean

25. sympathetic

26. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

provide him with

1. Good food;

2. Sex

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Yea well you can take that word MASTER right outta there!!! I AM The MASTER!!

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I guess i should cause none of we will be masters of any kind. Well u could be my sex master.

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Yea I'm down with that

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I know u would.

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Here's how you really make a woman happy:

1. Spank her.

2. As her "who's your daddy?"

3. repeat steps #1 and #2.

Spoken like a TRUE professional!!!

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I live by the rules of my most dedicated body part,
I listen to the messages that come from my heart...

DWL!!!!!!

I refrain from adding to this agenda!

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Sounds tempting but I have to pack all my shiznit tonight, plus take care of some last minute things around town. There's also the possibility one of our phones might melt in the process. Now if they melt at the same time....you know how awesome that is.

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I live by the rules of my most dedicated body part,
I listen to the messages that come from my heart...

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I live by the rules of my most dedicated body part,
I listen to the messages that come from my heart...

2nd thing is some THICKNESS

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I live by the rules of my most dedicated body part,
I listen to the messages that come from my heart...

And last but not least there must be SWEAT and TEARS involved

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