How to make a woman happy - Page 2 - Jamaica Talk

GhettoGurl · #16 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 01:10 PM

**** that I have a 5th one, dont ask if I had an orgasm, because the answer is no

JamCan · #17 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 01:11 PM

OH and a 6 one. No COUNTRY men allowed. This is NOT a country club

GhettoGurl · #18 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 01:14 PM

LMMFAO!

7. Lie and tell me my food taste almost just as good as ur moms

FM 3006 · #19 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GhettoGurl

**** that I have a 5th one, dont ask if I had an orgasm, because the answer is no

Women are so damn lucky. Their orgasms are much more POWERFUL than mens, I get jealous sometimes. They get loud, get goosebumps, sweat, scream, shake, scratch.....I've had many orgasms before but the way some of these women cum is crazy. Sometimes it's funny to see them lose their composure. Men usually keep things together while they cum.....don't they?

If you have to ask if a woman came, you're right, she didn't. She'll let you know usually followed by "don't touch me, I'm too sensitive."

Well, that's all I have to say about that.

JamCan · #20 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 03:45 PM

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Their orgasms are much more POWERFUL than mens, I get jealous sometimes

BUT on the flipside of that FM.....you guys get one EVERY SINGLE TIME!! We have to work a lot harder

So who's luckier?

FM 3006 · #21 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JamCan

BUT on the flipside of that FM.....you guys get one EVERY SINGLE TIME!! We have to work a lot harder

So who's luckier?

It is indeed a trade off. Sadly most men do not enjoy a full course meal type of sexual experience. Porn doesn't help men either. On screen a woman walks in and she's hot and ready to go. The man just bends her over and sticks it in, she screams, he grunts and it's over.

Now pick up a romance novel and there is a looong slow build up. Starts from playing with fingers, smiling at each other and then the man has to leave for some reason. She's wet all night thinking about it until a few days later she sees him with his shirt off, he comes over to brush hair away from her face and his thumb caresses the back of her neck. Goosebumps ensue and they look at each other, he bumps her and she can feel an erection. Then some other stuff happens......well you get the picture...at least that's what happened in the last one I read.

Maybe they should teach men how to please women in schools. Most men won't go to their book store and grab a book called "How to please a woman" of the shelf due to their ego and embarrasement. Women love to be pleased sexually and most men think it takes being as nice as possible and refraining from pissing them off. It's nice to be a gentleman but realize that women LOVE sex and there is no such thing as a sl*t. I think when a woman is horny it's probably very agonizing.

And now I sound like a woman.....lol. If I'm wrong about any of this I'd love to see what the ladies have to say.

Rasta4eye · #22 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 04:54 PM

This is the ONLY way to keep a woman happy:

BECOME A...

JamCan · #23 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FM 3006

It is indeed a trade off. Sadly most men do not enjoy a full course meal type of sexual experience. Porn doesn't help men either. On screen a woman walks in and she's hot and ready to go. The man just bends her over and sticks it in, she screams, he grunts and it's over.

Now pick up a romance novel and there is a looong slow build up. Starts from playing with fingers, smiling at each other and then the man has to leave for some reason. She's wet all night thinking about it until a few days later she sees him with his shirt off, he comes over to brush hair away from her face and his thumb caresses the back of her neck. Goosebumps ensue and they look at each other, he bumps her and she can feel an erection. Then some other stuff happens......well you get the picture...at least that's what happened in the last one I read.

Maybe they should teach men how to please women in schools. Most men won't go to their book store and grab a book called "How to please a woman" of the shelf due to their ego and embarrasement. Women love to be pleased sexually and most men think it takes being as nice as possible and refraining from pissing them off. It's nice to be a gentleman but realize that women LOVE sex and there is no such thing as a sl*t. I think when a woman is horny it's probably very agonizing.

And now I sound like a woman.....lol. If I'm wrong about any of this I'd love to see what the ladies have to say.

Dayum FM I'm assuming you found one of these schools and was an A+ student!!!

Bo$$ygyal · #24 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 05:45 PM

Dale..wooaahh..this is a niiiicccceee thread

..u just BLAZIN it up keep up d good work, so impressed....i c a lotta skillz presented here,good tips FM,lol,hahaha

JamCan · #25 (**permalink**) 08-22-2008, 06:40 PM

A nice way to keep a woman happy is have a name like ADI....it rhymes with DADDY

FM 3006 · #26 (**permalink**) 08-23-2008, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JamCan

A nice way to keep a woman happy is have a name like ADI....it rhymes with DADDY

LOL....!!!!!

JamCan · #27 (**permalink**) 08-23-2008, 01:17 AM

LOLOL WTF are you still doing here!!!!!!!

GO PACK!

LadySizzla · #28 (**permalink**) 08-26-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by FM 3006

Women are so damn lucky. Their orgasms are much more POWERFUL than mens, I get jealous sometimes. They get loud, get goosebumps, sweat, scream, shake, scratch.....I've had many orgasms before but the way some of these women cum is crazy. Sometimes it's funny to see them lose their composure. Men usually keep things together while they cum.....don't they?

If you have to ask if a woman came, you're right, she didn't. She'll let you know usually followed by "don't touch me, I'm too sensitive."

Well, that's all I have to say about that.

trust me hunny - these are the ones who are faking it