Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"

Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"

Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

Apparently, all I have to do is reply to a post.

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Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train
You can't go back for what you've missed
So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right
You only get one trip
So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast
You only get one trip

In the bathroom

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You never know with me.

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Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train
You can't go back for what you've missed
So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right
You only get one trip
So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast
You only get one trip

I hate when someone taps on my stall puts their hand under and says "Can you pass me some toilet paper?" I mean, wouldn't you check to see if the stall had toilet paper first?

LMAO @ this thread. I forgot about this.

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I hate when people pee on the seat. Can you not see it and take a second to wipe it off?

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Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train
You can't go back for what you've missed
So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right
You only get one trip
So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast
You only get one trip

Oooh me too...I hate that.
I usually pee, flush, and look down to make sure I'm not a seat-tinkler...and wipe the seat if I did. Because quite often its the flushing water splashing up onto the seat not my pee

I also hate when people don't wash their hands...ugh! I hate when I'm standing in a crowded bathroom line, see people leave the stall and walk right past the sinks out the door...ewww!

I'd rather go in the woods (lots in CT) than use a public bathroom, esp the ones at gas stations. There I always think there is a hidden camera staring up my arse. You know how some of those guys at gas stations look - wouldn't put it past them. Who wants to see my middle-aged privates on U-Tube??

i agree with you all - i feel like murdering people who piss on toilet seats.

How bout that foolishness

true words.....makes you wonder if maby they were raised by wolves or gorrillas somewhere.....i have a hard time shaking ppl hands becuase if this..JUST GROSS!!! AND when you see them outside of th bathroom, they act like nothing happend...YUCK!!


as for the thread. I think...no um, i KNOW it is a sure fire way to get your body seriously BEAT DOWN