LOL...you would probably have to fight her if you tried to throw her out of the house behind some good oral. You might mess around and get put in a leg lock choke hold....LMAO
Were all adults here, no need for talk about downtown and earthquakes.
Umm what else makes women crazy? Get on one knee after a romantic dinner with a little black box and tell her you have to ask her the most important question of her life and when she opens the box its a coupon for free cheeseburgers at burger king!
Were all adults here, no need for talk about downtown and earthquakes.
Umm what else makes women crazy? Get on one knee after a romantic dinner with a little black box and tell her you have to ask her the most important question of her life and when she opens the box its a coupon for free cheeseburgers at burger king!
actually there have been members younger than 18 on this board...
and then there are some of us that it offends regardless...
anyways... enjoy your light bantering thread... I'm OUT...
Eat her out and right before she cums stop and throw her out of the house!
Take that ladies!
thats ok i'd finish it myself. we all have 2 hands, cucumbers, bananas, deodorant bottles, brush handles. some of us even have battery operated devices.
Were all adults here, no need for talk about downtown and earthquakes.
Umm what else makes women crazy? Get on one knee after a romantic dinner with a little black box and tell her you have to ask her the most important question of her life and when she opens the box its a coupon for free cheeseburgers at burger king!
thats cool too. if someone got down on one knee in front of me id kick him in the head for being a romantic idiot and embarassing me in public.
You can drive a "coman" crazy by talking so disgustingly. Come on, Dude! Can't you change up the words to make the message lighter?
Like dis . . . "Go downtown and just before the earthquake . . . "
HUH?
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Originally Posted by Davey Valentine
Were all adults here, no need for talk about downtown and earthquakes.
Umm what else makes women crazy? Get on one knee after a romantic dinner with a little black box and tell her you have to ask her the most important question of her life and when she opens the box its a coupon for free cheeseburgers at burger king!
SPEAK!! say what you want
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Originally Posted by LadySizzla
thats ok i'd finish it myself. we all have 2 hands, cucumbers, bananas, deodorant bottles, brush handles. some of us even have battery operated devices.
ewwwwwwwww...you would stick anyting in your hole...YUCK!!!
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