How to make a woman CRAZY - Page 4 - Jamaica Talk

LadySizzla · #46 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by LadySizzla

thats ok i'd finish it myself. we all have 2 hands, cucumbers, bananas, deodorant bottles, brush handles. some of us even have battery operated devices.

DISCLAIMER for those who think every word i say is serious including those who dont care:

i hereby declare that this post was actually a joke

i have never actually used any of these items expect hands and battery-operated devices

there was only that one time with a mars bar - but my bf was hungry!

FM 3006 · #47 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 01:23 PM

Slow soft kisses, slow soft licks, slow soft skin rubs.....you stop, take your time, and start the slow licks again. She'll probably need a towel.

Edit, while you're doing all this try whisper sweet things into her ear with a low voice tone like Barry White.

H.S. · #48 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 01:42 PM

barry white aint got nuttin on me

MissB · #49 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 04:40 PM

First be Dr. Jekyll for months, then when she gets there, become Mr. Hyde.

JamCan · #50 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FM 3006

Slow soft kisses, slow soft licks, slow soft skin rubs.....you stop, take your time, and start the slow licks again. She'll probably need a towel.

Edit, while you're doing all this try whisper sweet things into her ear with a low voice tone like Barry White.

LOL dang!!! I need a towel!!

H.S. · #51 (**permalink**) 07-30-2008, 06:54 PM

^^.....

Raggamuffin562 · #52 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 03:02 PM

Hmmm...how to drive a woman crazy??

-Lose your job and be a broke mofo.
-Ask her out on a date and not pay. The check comes and you all of a sudden have to go to the bathroom. Or if you are at a bar/club you buy like one drink for the girl, and then never buy another drink again the rest of the night...cheap azz.
-Have other women prank calling her phone because you were a lying/cheating/bastard and tried to have a sideline relationship!

H.S. · #53 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by H.S.

how to make a woman crazy?... just be a man

I stand by this one...

JamCan · #54 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 11:31 PM

How to drive ME crazy......take me away from Jamaica!!

Or give me a best friend who lives in a place so far away that we can't snuggle at nights