Its almost like 2 nights....because when it is day on one part of the world.....it is night on the other.....so he delivers on one side...then the other side of the world when it turns night. So he doesn't have to deliver all the toys in one night you see.
practically yes, practically no, YES because what is the speed he would be moving @ and to go to each home eating milk and cookies, don't you think he'll suffer indigestion ? and to fit through a chimney with his waist size 60 EE waist. and NO the sunlight must catch up to him @ some point of the night and he must have multiple helpers with him to do this and how much time he spend in each yard, it's another form of breaking and entering "don't you say"
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dudley,i hate to be the one to break the news to ya but there aint no bloody santa.its your mom and dad who buy your prezzies and its mom and dad who eats the cookies and drinks the milk.im sorry i hope you will come to terms with this news soon.
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practically yes, practically no, YES because what is the speed he would be moving @ and to go to each home eating milk and cookies, don't you think he'll suffer indigestion ? and to fit through a chimney with his waist size 60 EE waist. and NO the sunlight must catch up to him @ some point of the night and he must have multiple helpers with him to do this and how much time he spend in each yard, it's another form of breaking and entering "don't you say"
trust me if you see santa coming down your chimney or in your yard then he is breaking and entering cause santa aint real.... dudley ermmm i thought at your age you would have known this by now.bless his likkle cotton socks.
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i would like to test the brainiacs of ETJ, and 4 ppl to ask puzzling questions too.
anyway my questions is ,,,,,,,,,,,,
how fast can santa deliver christmas presents to homes that are deserving of them,
and with all the milk & cookies served to him, how much of those doe's he consume in one night.
and doe's he have a teleportation device ?
Sorry to bust your bubble! LOL LOL LOL but Santa passes my house by because I don't have a chimmney for him to come down and plus I drink up all the milk and eat up all the cookies before he get's there, so if he tries to come to my house, he would be **** out of luck! LOL LOL LOL...I can be so bad at times Geezzzzzzz
dudley,i hate to be the one to break the news to ya but there aint no bloody santa.its your mom and dad who buy your prezzies and its mom and dad who eats the cookies and drinks the milk.im sorry i hope you will come to terms with this news soon.
well cath, i'm well aware of that, but there has been evidence over the years on the secret C.I.A. files on the ONE johnny " wonka " wilsnaforth better know as "santa the panther" a - 1 burglarist. his motto is " too smooth to catch"
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i would like to test the brainiacs of ETJ, and 4 ppl to ask puzzling questions too.
anyway my questions is ,,,,,,,,,,,,
how fast can santa deliver christmas presents to homes that are deserving of them,
and with all the milk & cookies served to him, how much of those doe's he consume in one night.
and doe's he have a teleportation device ?
The answer is simple. Thank about it.....how many Santa's do you see during Chirstmas? Every year millions of Santa's are hired to deliver the presents. So its not one Santa its millions of Santa's but they only show one so the kids won't get confused.
Every year in October they start the Santa hiring/workshop. The Santa's go threw 3 weeks of training after being hired. They go threw a serious background check, credit check, and every kinda check there is. You can't have just anybody working as Santa going in & out of people houses.
After the hiring & training the Santa's are ready to go.....At 8:00 pm, all the Santa's meet at the North Pole to pick up their sleigh filled with presents. They then return back to there home towns within mins (really fast jets on sleigh) where they are assigned to one town, two towns if they are small, and they spend the whole night delivering presents in their town.
No Santa doesn't have a teleportation device....they don't exist!
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i went to this sweet sixteen birthday party and i took my neighbors daughter (she was 14 years old and in the 7th grade)with me because her mom was givin me a ride(tryin to be nice) when we get there i introduced her to this guy i really liked(he was 18 and in the 10th grade) and i even told her that i liked him and thought he was cute then for the rest of the night she was up his ass she made me so mad but i didnt say anything because she is sensitive. now she is a freshman in school and he is a senior and she is still up his ass and now everyday before and after school all she does is talk about him.
How do i tell he that i dont want to hear about him everyday?
I told him that she talks about him everyday and he told me that he doesnt like her and that she needs to stop
How do i tell her that he said he doesnt like her anymore and that he doesnt like her talkin about him everyday?
i went to this sweet sixteen birthday party and i took my neighbors daughter (she was 14 years old and in the 7th grade)with me because her mom was givin me a ride(tryin to be nice) when we get there i introduced her to this guy i really liked(he was 18 and in the 10th grade) and i even told her that i liked him and thought he was cute then for the rest of the night she was up his ass she made me so mad but i didnt say anything because she is sensitive. now she is a freshman in school and he is a senior and she is still up his ass and now everyday before and after school all she does is talk about him.
How do i tell he that i dont want to hear about him everyday?
I told him that she talks about him everyday and he told me that he doesnt like her and that she needs to stop
How do i tell her that he said he doesnt like her anymore and that he doesnt like her talkin about him everyday?
Sweetie...this is not the right spot to ask that question...try the relationship thread. But first your story is not adding up...how can this guy be 18 in the 10th grade & a senior? Or did I misread it? And it is not your place to tell this chick that the guy doesn't want to talk to her...let him be a man & do it himself. And if he's 18 & she's 14....something is not right. I am so confused!
BTW...I'm not that far from Henrico County
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dudley ermmm i thought at your age you would have known this by now.bless his likkle cotton socks. 
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