i have just read the four word game from beginning right throgh to the end and all i can say is its absolutely hillarious.weve started with mild porn lost the plot went back to sex and stripping to someones head falling off to a prince trying to get his wicked way with the little princess.lol

i just wondered if anyone else has read it page to page it could be a good seller in a book shop or porn shop lol.



***** recommended best seller.

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yes it's quite a good idea to cheer russ up.ahhh poor thing hope you get well soon russel.

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hope you enjoy ...............

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This is a story about the four word game i read it page by page and realized wot a great story it was all written by a number of members from ETJ.

THIS STORY IS CERTIFIED 18a NO PERSONS UNDER THE LEGAL AGE OF 18 ALLOWED.IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY READINGS OF A SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT PROCEED BEYOND THIS LINE................................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................

THE SECRET LIVES OF THE ..ETJ -ITES...

Back in the day, when everything wasn't so simple as can be, a few girls decided to go for a test drive with a handsome guy with no wallet. But he had something else in mind for the trip. As they buckled in for the ride of sight seeing, the handsome guy didn't know where to go and instead decided to go to the pawn shop, since he left his credit cards at sandals with FaF. So broke,he starts stripping and doing a pole dance!! joining him the ladies,danced up and down around and around. "i'm getting dizzy,lets stop for a while and go to a place where no ones getting anywhere, so dont give up JAMCAN"

Lets get this started because i'm ready to party and then some hot steamy sex with olive oil and JAMCAN will be ready for anything.In walks a fine looking piece of Jamaican dark chocolate, who starts stripping and began grinding up on JAMCAN, but then he notices her room mate JAM MISS. He says "come on lets get outta here, and start taking it to the bedroom, where i can be alone with me, myself and i. Who is trying to get some loving? the ****** who has a third leg, but can't quite get it in, so they start to work at lubing it up nicely. So as to get the full effect of deh big hard lollypop, that was in his hand to cream all over her. She opened up wide, but in walks trouble.......

OH MY GOD......."I'm terribly embar****ed to be seeing all these people caught in this position.

LIGHTS...CAMERA....ACTION.......Its the ETJ gyals ready for their favourite tall,dark and handsome 3 legged 6" man who can't get it.The big head rules only when pumpum doesn't, to satisfy all holes at once. Then he scratched his bald head and thought to himself, that situations can get very sticky, very fast. "OH WHAT THE HELL," anyway all involved act, very horny and raunchy until there was no furniture left to be used for hanky panky........

Let this thread continue, or else what you want to do when you got nothing to say intelligent or meaningfull to someone who knows anything and claims to know everything about sex and love.

.........Wining,dining and dancing.He said "get out deh whips and handcuffs again, why not try a little more loving". But then im realize the gyal dem love has gone and left, so he go bathe imself with some ivory soap and see some funny looking tings on his ting-a-ling.That look like some rash or bumps man. Dat really needs to be checked out by DR JAMAICA MISS.......Who get her degree en deh sexology college. Whe it tek har whole life to pass.........So im go a veterinarian college,so she can treat the anacondas when the get outta control, and bite deh ooman. What is no good for sure coz she want the real thing, to satisfy her needs. What are those needs? i do not know, but your needs are .........what do you think?

You are a screamer,a little duct tape.She says "i'd rather a pillow". he said "i'd rather you face,flush, fluster and as ripe and ready for some good ole passionate, hot, romantic,beautiful,amazing.......from a real guy whome appreciate each and every curve of my being to send you to a place unlike any other place you have ever been,where passion is endless",and so deh men came up to her and whisper,"baby how do you want it?" she said "smooth, hard and from the back,and pull my hair,come an take me".'WHOA!!" he says surprisingly. Seh im is not ready fi buss yet, but maybe tommorrow we can try a thing, that is even better, it's called backshot. WHAT? who shot who? and so she said "ask Jamaican backshot." "backshot, naw baby. How come you no like rude boys in their underwear or some other flimsy garment, lipstick all ova deh face and those awful neon slippers". Paz says "mi want a pair of slippers dem! mek stars in deh slippers for JAMMISS, watch her put them on the wrong foot!" "mi don't need to put it on to take a tour on yellow brick to Montego bay and ave more sex, on second thought, i decided not to cause a nightmare so i, danced all night instead".

Then hit one o clock, begin to strip taking off everything down to laundry, clean my thoughts. I realized what i did, stirred up memories of the good old days, when everything was simple and easy, but still the challenge met is invigorating. Only if you know, wait! don't underestimate yourself. "I AM SO HORNY". Im not go call, so why don't take that long to come. "Coz it feel good", "How good babes?" "Please expound on dis for me so i can unnerstand where you cuming from"..........I miss de whole performance, whats going on? He just a simple fling now and then, until it get to the breaking up part, which is hard to break. Silver and gold, is not the only commodity, you blind goat.

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..............Many times in my mental mode, not physically, i tend to say,"all is fair in my very own bedroom, and also in life". In my dreams i see a Jamaican man a tief some a tek me cherry, yams and cod fish too. Now wha he do, hehehe, it's what i did that counts in de whole story boss. He is making fun of me and my values, de moron. Tommorrow, he see de road, hit it, don't come near mi. Gun shot, noise too loud for me poor ears. Mi use to live like a mad person, now just a crazy one on the wild side and now me peaceful ready fi love. Because mi love me self, mi cyaan love others and thats the start of a new relationship. One that can never diminish because it's when i was popular. Word game on the television, i use to watch programmes that feature intelligent people vying for money, fame and prizes, all di frills of de worle dey show, then it got boring, so mi call Mike.The conversation start get hot, my blood turning cold, cold, cold like ice. wha mi ask im, "you an illusionist? or dis cyan be what you call reality". Snap outta it now or fi put mi tings in a suitcase and go back to mamma. Lets compromise, love is neva avin to say goodbye and i love you today,tomorrow and always until you have all my heart, unless you break it. Can't break, won'tallow dis to happen even for this temporary feel good ilusion. Oh, dis an illusion? What? True love? Never im mi life have I been in such an atrocios situation, than within. I found solutions until dis time. Wha a difference a day.....It really taught me love, to love hopefully be loved. In love is such a wonderful thing to encounter, especially with the one who mek yu feel good in being yu an good expressing ur heart to that special someone who cyan start no fuss an fights, but jus love to tie yu up an spank yu jus right. You deserve to be whipped and treated like a naughty gal who gets pleasure out of a bit of pain, accompanied by tender loving care and agony. Mi wanna treat you like a freak an a lady. Don't get all worked up about mi libido, it gonna be fine. When yu come near mi an touch di fluff, then vibrations start di whole length a mi, skirt get pop and expose my entire lovely lace,silk slip, which mi jus bot wi mi last dollar.

It betta do summin fast coz mi exposed, so whole world cyan see mi nice pearls dem. It might blind them eyes forever and always. So change to diamonds fi mek them know jus how precious yu are to ETJ and yourone and only wid those rocks aroun yu neck, yu shine, shine shine always. Tek dem off when you Jamaica and put summin else on like a batty boy acting all feminine. No more metrosexual or fya a go burn, blaze it up pon de bwoy wid him mad, sick head. When the police came im do de blaazaay, no matter di police or di soldiers who lick im wid batonsthat dem pulled out. Gyal yu nice eeh- no fi caranapuffin dis bwoy nice, him alone deserve fi be caranapuffed. His caranapuff is sweet, an it time for us to ask all the girls if it okay ta, time fi dat ting ta go in deh. Go een deh wid loud caranapuff. So it go swim at bluefieldsin Jamaica wid mi buy shrimps out deh and outside mi yard have a bashment dat inna di party, dat ETJ neva figet. Mi nuh wat to do cuz mi mind on track. Yu dutty minded nuf, so mi tan misses. Gi di gyals a good whine same time an dey gi yu, same difference, nuh matta. Wha di gyals want? She need a buddy for a menage-a-trois, so weh yu seh now ? It depends on who you even talk bout. Mi nuh getyuh. Well if yu want....... If mi want wah.......yu wan den go.....mind weh ya seh.....Jus follow deh leader.....mi nuh no wagonis.....an yu no care.......I care so much..... abou playin dis game?........ cross, angry, an miserable..... Wha yu need is.....some goodpum pum.....and mi know right.....yuh tink a joke?....No joke! JM help!........A weh yaw seh?....She mad, sick head.....head drop ana roll....yuh head drop roll?.....Head gone roll weh?.....over deh west coast LOL.

Dung inna di gully or whereva yu want. Gully water tek it to a new level, wash it go sea..... OH LAWD tek mi back yaard. Back yard flood out. Not in Mobay don.Oh zeen,dat good. No wayden one dat good fi yuh den. Need wuk on yu. Yeah guess so. Yuh got trubbles man? Yeah minaw hide. Mi neither. Who went? huh, who went where? Is a story dis.

Once upon a time in a likkle place in Jamaica, named Pig-village, der live a princess, named Princess Black. Wholived with a prince. A real prince charming. His name was Annancy, but she no care. Im is de greatest an der be no caranapuffs in de village. Afore she gi diggy-diggy, she had to go see abou a dog, named Jamekan who lived somewhere about in Canada, almost near bashy house.An belong to Jamaican man from Portmore. Weh bring it to PB, give her weak knees, undefined til she drop dung, got a bit drunk an pass out on di wedding cake.

"What's wrong wid yu gyal? CHO. Dats why I can't drink, smoke or play because she very lightheaded anact a fool. But mi ago learn to keep mi mouth shut, when talkin to people, especially while eating food, and spit flying all over the people dem place. Cho man, pass mi rag, clean it up. Bear nastiness went on as I tried to fit my big, bold, beautiful ass right on top of the counter where he had drunk rum and coke, right before we played with each other. I found that it was too much for me to handle, so mi jus run away to a place where I will feel safe, and more in control. Somewhere I could think of all thats happening in this unlikely scenario, but then I sawthat there was no place to really hide. I didn't know what else to do....... Play games on ETJ, like celebrity name game, and psychology word game.

Yep exactly like those and talk to other members. About what topics? Money, Jamaica and more. More sex, more sexand more money, money, so mi can buy some Christmas gift now and not wait until the day before Christmas, like someone I know. I know her too, she wears those shoes, morning, noon and night. So now the heel is all worn out. She should've bought new shoes. Full time now but she have kids, so she can't afford sore. Those sandals someone got her it wasn't name brand. To ask the girls for a new shoes to go to Jamaica and smoke some high up in a coconut tree, swinging bak and forth until i'm dizzy and i fall and buss up mi head back.

(COMPOSED BY CATHERINE1971) I give it up to you girl for taking the time to do this.

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oh princess black it took me two days the hardest part was trying to get it on the thread,still don't know how i got it there in the end.lol all the hard work will be worth it if you all enjoy the story.

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Nice work girls!!! I can't believe that's how long it is considering there were only 4 words in each post. That was an entertaining read......

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sorry sunserie but i'm not sure wot you are confused about.

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SUNSERIE.....there was a thread on ETJ called the "4 Word Story" game. The way it was played was everyone adds to a story 4 words at a time, and it just goes on and on. Its unpredictable because no one knows which 4 words people will post.

So Catherine went into that thread and put alllllllllllllll the 4-word posts together to make it more readable for us. And this is what we ended up with.

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lmaoooo!!!....

dyam heiffer!!!!!!

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