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Only in America
I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
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12-02-2006, 02:05 AM
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Re: Only in America
only in america luv, you're funny.
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12-02-2006, 08:40 AM
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Re: Only in America
Only in America I can laugh my ass off whne I see a blind person drive up to an ATM.
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12-02-2006, 11:38 AM
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Re: Only in America
only in america, you can find money on the streetz.
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Re: Only in America
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only in america, you can find money on the streetz.
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Hell no, Jamaica, I almost became rich, I found a bundle of money on the street, and went shopping right that hour.
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12-02-2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: Only in America
only in america, you find more channels on tv enough to make you puke.
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12-03-2006, 09:37 PM
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Re: Only in America
only in america
you'll find hip hop [original]
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12-04-2006, 07:21 AM
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Re: Only in America
only in america u can find harvard U, seriously
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Re: Only in America
only in america... can bush be voted in........ TWICE!!!!!!!
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only in america
you have to watch out for the yellow cab's
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only in america
you'll find tall buildings that reaches the sky.
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only In America
You'll Find "all" Typez Of Burgerz !! WATCH THE SAUCE
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Re: Only in America
only in america will a child curse there momma out and still live to tell it the next day (at least dis wud neva happen in 9ja, u'd just plan a funeral afterwards) 
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12-07-2006, 08:23 PM
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Re: Only in America
only In America
You'll Find That You Can Wear Your Jeanz Lyke Shoez.
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Re: Only in America
only In America
You'll Find Manhattan Sightz !!
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