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Old 06-11-2004, 09:05 AM
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FOR THE MEN....these are just...WRONG!!!
Really BAD pic up lines!!!!

did you just fart...cause you just blew me away.

you are like diahrrea, i can't hold it in.

u r soo sweet....u put hersheys out of business.

i'm on fire, can i run through your sprinkler.

is that baby oil on your forehead....cause you shine like an angel.

Bond. James Bond

i have 3 months to live...

what time do you have to be back in heaven?

the wod of the day is legs...... lets go back to my place and spread the word.

if u were a booger i would pick u first.

i like your butt...can i wear it as a hat.

would you like to see my boa constrictor?

lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

stop, drop and roll baby, cause your'e on fire.

my mattress is a little hard... would you like to help me break it in?

Have you ever seen a one eyed snake before? I got one at my place come see it?
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Old 06-11-2004, 10:42 AM
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Re: FOR THE MEN....these are just...WRONG!!!
Der no men aroun here fi read dis. Dey all left a few weeks ago.
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a whappn to di man dem man...cho...dem all just gawn lef wi...

ah wah wi do oonu suh mek oonu gone and lef wi by wiself...dat nuh nice man.!!!
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Men of this site where are you?????? Long time weh noh see none of oonun except for POOKY he's de only MAN we see????
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I guess we WOMEN ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE TIME TO POST AWAY ON THE SITE
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[b]maybe yu rite
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Re: FOR THE MEN....these are just...WRONG!!!
I just got on here so I guess I got an excuse........but whoever uses them pick up lines don't
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:29 PM
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Really BAD pic up lines!!!!

did you just fart...cause you just blew me away.

you are like diahrrea, i can't hold it in.

stop, drop and roll baby, cause your'e on fire.


WTF??! I hope you saw that on TV and some idiot didn't actually say that to you..LOL... that's a joke. Oh I forgot about the booger pick up line, LAWD gosh !! I'll tell you what, you make it down to one of my Bashments and I promise the men won't come to you with that foolishness ...LOL I guess I'm lucky the guys who have talked to me have had SOME class, because if a guy tried to pick me up like that, I would've laughed in his face... it would be like DIARREAH, I wouldn't be able to hold it in.
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No Bashment none of these were ever used on me!!!!! lol lol
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No Bashment none of these were ever used on me!!!!! lol lol
Good! I was 'fraid fi yuh! LOL
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"I'm eating at my desk so I could be closer to you"....


lmao!........hahahahhaa....yep he sure is a PLAYA!!!!!
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Re: FOR THE MEN....these are just...WRONG!!!
My boy said this to a girl in a mall.... (thought I posted this one already). This line he would use whenever a girl said that she had a boyfriend...

Wannabe playa: "Is your boyfriend made of glass"
Girl: "No, why?"
Wannabe playa: "So drop him"

This has actually worked a time or two..........
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Only eediat use dem line deh
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i like your butt...can i wear it as a hat.

Well hey now... don't write a good opportunity off! This guy is saying he'd like to eat out of your kitchen... nutten don't wrong wid dat! lol lol lol lol
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Well hey now... don't write a good opportunity off! This guy is saying he'd like to eat out of your kitchen... nutten don't wrong wid dat! lol lol lol lol
NO SENSE!!!!!
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