This thread is dedicated to Urban who is absolutely going mental over spam. I thought I'd give my brother something about spam to laugh at.

No matter what filters I use on my email there are the ones that squeek through and I think the titles are ridiculously funny. So post here the retarded titles of spam emails you get.....TASTEFUL ONES ONLY.


**Bandstand airstrip**
Really....would this actually make me wanna open it?

**Enormity ascendancy**
WTF?????

Oh and from sender "Mental Services" I got
**even greater causing**
Actually the sender on that one is funnier than the title.

**Expletive License Plate**
Wish I had one sometimes.

Oh and:
**Flask vapor**
I think Wahoo must have sent this one.

**genitalia grizzly bear**
Another WTF????

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LOL... funny idea... actually copy your spam titles so we can laugh at them? You really are bored.

Okay, but "tasteful" spam? What is that? None of this is tasteful... but there are no bad words in the titles, so I figure that's what you really meant.

HôrñyWîfeý Lêts Hôôk Up Fôr SêX
...um, okay?
BiggerLoad = BiggerOrgasms!
...no comment
Sêx Deprìved HouseWìves in nêêd ofSêx N0W
...I really believe that!
IncreasePenisSize (ThicknessAndLength)
...this person doesn't know me.
L0NELY-H0RNY-W1VES-NEED-Y0U
...same ones?
GiantSizeYourManhoodWithFastLengthPro
...like I said, why would they send that to me?
Everything Jamaican Newsletter - It's Back
...not more crap.
Inbox almost full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forum
...okay.
Inbox full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forums
...alright!
Inbox full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forums
...leave me alone already!
Inbox full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forums
...aaaarrrrggghhhhh!
Inbox full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forums
...spam spam spam spam....
Inbox full at Jamaica Talk - Jamaican Forums

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LMMFAO!!!! Wahoo..shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell! LOL.

Well at least this hasn't been as useless as popcorn threads.

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Never thought a spammer thread would make me laugh. This is pretty good.

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If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...

Okay the sender on this one was "Hairy"

The title: Emotional Topic: Thinking

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*does the spam dance*

*sings the spam song*:

"I like to sign up for ETJ for two seconds so I can ruin people's computerz
Oh oh oh
Spam it's bad, bad, bad baaaaaad!
Oh spam! Go away! SPAM!
S is for I'm seriously trying to jack you mother *ahems* computerz up
P is for please click on the link
A is for this is all I do...ruin ruin ruin
M is for where the Moderatorz dem dey?
Spam...go away
Spam...you can't stay!"

THANK YOU!

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heeheehee......

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