JUST FOUND THE BELOW WHILE BROWSING ONLINE..."IF BET WAS A HIGH SCHOOL......
Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

J-Lo would be the school ****.

Master-P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn't dance but thought he could.

Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody envied. Roc-a-Fella would be his click.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha man.

D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gangsta clicks who played sports and stole things. Most of the click would be suspended anyway.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.

Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z to homecoming.

R. Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz.

Kelly would be the head cheerleader.

Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with a big ass group of black boyz and had all of their respect.

Fabolous would be the rapper that ladies liked, dudes respected, and didnt participate in most decyphers cuz tha competition wasn't worthy.

ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that took classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the school class clown, that tried 2 **** all tha girls.

Jazzy would be that real ugly muhfukka that always hopped in tha rap circle but didn't get any respect cuz he's trash.

And then you have T.I. ..... Always around Lil Flip who carried his
books, and got his lunch.

Outkast would be the school hippies.

Ja Rule would be the LOUD thug

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.

50 Cent would be the ***** runnin to cops every time Ja Rule messed with him

Lloyd Banks was just that sexy quiet dude that was a pimp on the low and can rap.

Game would be that kid with the pretty eyes that is always tryna get in it with 50 Cent.

Tupac would just be "That Nigga".

Nelly would be the pretty boy freshman that all the females love and most of the guys hate.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly and because he got dreads.

Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still got respect from the black people.

Lil John & tha Eastside Boyz would be ones who kept the school krunk everyday and don't give a ****.

Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Tweet would be that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not.

Christina Milian would be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be 1 of the rulers of tha rap circle that all tha ladies loved and every single dude respected.

Chamillionaire will be the new boy who's hardly known but very recognized

Usher would be the super pretty boy always showin off his dance moves and his body.

Juvenille would be the guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.

Dem Franchize Boyz would be that group of boys that can dance!

Santana and Wayne would be the ones u see every morning having a rap battle.

Ebony Eyez would be that one female bully.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be school ***** who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Ciara would be that one girl everybody says is a man but Bow Wow always defendin/claimin her.

Ne-Yo would be that one ugly boy that every girl loves because when he sings, they just go crazy.

Trey Songz would be that sexy nigga ladies just love.

LL Cool J would be that sexy ass teacher all the girls just wanna get with on the low.

Paul Wall will be the snitch lil whiteboy who sniteched on chamillionaire to get respect

B5 would be the cute group of brothers that all the girls would want but knew they couldnt have because the brothers just wanted to stay single.

Keyshia Cole would be the chick with the hottest hair-styles.

Three 6 Mafia would be that group that only hung out with eachother because everyone else thought that they were devil worshipers.

Marques Houston would be the popular senior that played every sport and got with every girl.

Omarion would be one of the loud annoying kids and people only liked him because of his older brother Marques Houston.

Mike Jones would be the Fat lil kid who ask around for a biscuit in lunch

Michelle would be the girl everyone made fun of behind her back but was nice to her because she was friends with Beyonce

Rhianna would be the fine foriegn exchange student.

Outkast would be the weird black guys that hung out together but people were really interested in

Rev Run would be the principal that all the kids laughed at behind this back and thought he was corny

Ashanti would be the girl who always entered the school's talent show and everyone laughed because she thought she could sing.

The *****cat Dolls would be the preppy girl click that were known for being underground freaks

Christina Aguliera would be the random hispanic girl that hung out wit the all the black girls and acted black

Queen Latifah would be the funny fat girl people hugged and said hi to in the hall

Brooke Valentine would be the girl that had her moment in the spotlight last year but now she just tries to be cool

Kanye West would be the guy who dressed up fly everyday at school

Fantasia would be the girl that dropped out and got pregnant
but comes around to vist her friends

India Aire would be the girl that ate only organic food wore her hair natural and was spirituallty in tune

Raven would be the chubby girl that had the crazy laugh everyone could recognize and hung out with the white girls

Fergie would be the white girl that liked black guys

Tom Cruise would be the white teacher that was at all the school functions that the black kids tried to teach to dance

Jamie Foxx would be the new teacher that was liked by all the women teachers and hung out with Tom Cruise

Chingy would be the guy no one really understood and missed school alot but talked

Tyrese would be the sexy dark skin guy that had the nice body

Lil Romeo would be the rich spoiled kid that tried to be gangsta

Jackie O would be the school hoe that

................SO IF ETJ WAS A HIGH SCHOOL, WHO WUD BE WHAT?

I call the hippie ..... Outkast is my favoourite rap group of all time

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I would be behind the bleachers in the football stadium with the really hot linebacker, with my cheerleader skirt hiked up, and my bloomers lyin on the ground!

In fact thats where I spent most of my real highschool years!

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LMFAO@ this!!!!

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I'm glad I'd be cool at least

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Yeah, your cool

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LMAO!! yep! everyting sounds about right

Well my LB was a strapping young black man named Clinton Washington.....he used to sing me the most beautiful love songs in the hallway at school.....everyone would roll there eyes at him for being so corny but I thought he was dreamy!!!! Wonder where he is now....ahhhhhh

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"Please put down your guns and use words instead. Words might hurt - but they don't kill."





R.K.M.I.S.

Ducani would be the principal

Jammie would be the student council Pres.

Jel would be the Most popular and Prom queen

Kiki would be the sweet girl who everyone liked, all the boys would chase her

Urban would be the wise guy and In charge of plotting the senior prank and Deejaying the Prom

Afrigyal would be the foreign exchange student with straight A’s

Gman would be the skater boy who grinds his board down the center stair Rail when late to class

D-Rock would be the hot flirt who everyone wanted, but he would be devoted to that one special girl Kiki

Dudley would be the strong silent guy…who is madly in love with the prom queen

Wahoo would be the guy who asks 7 different girls to the prom cause he doesn’t think any will say yes, and then doesn’t know what to do when they all accept!

Windy would be the girl who makes all the other girls punch there BF’s when she walks by, for smiling at her and watching her walk by.

TTNU would be the Football playa…behind the bleachers with an unnamed cheerleader….hmmmm

Butta would be the Smart, beautiful girl who had straight A’s and was a Track Star


I guess Ras David would be the guy who dropped out and sarted workin as an Auto mechanic...and we hardley ever see him.

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I would be the sad newbie, trying to get to know everyone and called a swot(as we say in the uk unsure if same in US) but im not as sweet as i look can be naughty when i wanna be.............ask my high school teachers lol