I'M JUST BRING THESE TYPICAL PROBLEMS DURING A PLANE RIDE. I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHICH PROBLEM PERSISTS DURING YOUR TRAVELS BY AIRLINE TRAVEL.

MISHAPS

1,,,,,,,,,,CHATTERBOX NEIGHBOUR [ALL THE WAY FROM START TO FINISH, AND EVEN GETTING OFF THE PLANE TOO.]

2,,,,,,,,,THE FART SPECIALIST [GANGWAY DANGER,DANGER, WILL ROBINSON.]

3,,,,,,,,,THE NOISY KIDZ [BABIES, ETC] NUFF SAID

4,,,,,,,,, THE CHAIRBACK KICKER [INCLUDING KIDZ TOO]

5,,,,,,,,, THE STORY TELLER [ NEWS CARRIER, OR TELLS YOU EVERY PLOT OF THE ONBOARD MOVIE]

6,,,,,,,,, FOOD SPYERS [WATCHING YOU EAT, IF YOU GET YOUR MEAL FIRST]

7,,,,,,,,, BATHROOM JUNKIE IF YOU HAVE AN AISLE SEAT, [YOU GET A SMALL EXCERSISE TRAINING. GETTING UP SITTING DOWN CONTINOUSLY.]

8,,,,,,,,,,SOME SITTING IN YOUR SEAT, AND CLAIMING YOU HAVE THE WRONG TICKET NUMBER [WHAT TO DO, YOU GET THE SEAT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE SWEET AROMA OF AMBROSIA, [MMMMMMM DOES'NT THAT MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER]

9,,,,,,,,,,,THE NOISY MESSY FOOD EATER [ THAT REMINDS ME OF A SHOW CALLED [DIRTY JOB'S] ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, ABOUT AN EPISODE PREPARING & FEEDING THE PIGS]

10,,,,,,,,,,, FIRST SEATERZ UP [THE PLANE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LAND, THE SEAT BELTS ARE ALREADY UNBUCKLED B4 IT TOUCHES THE GROUND, [ALSO WITH HAND LUGGAGE IN HAND TOO. I WANT OFFA THE PLANE NOW.]

THANK YOU IT WAS A NICE FUN QUIET RYDE, TO MY DESTINATION. LET ME SEE WHAT YOUR MISHAPS ARE WHEN TRAVELLING.

AND I'M NOT KRAZEE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

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[color=Magenta]1. well i agree with the kidz one, flew back from Ja 4 weeks ago a kid screaming the whole 10 hrs of the flight really she never shut up!!!!!

2.First class thinking they have the rights to use any loo pushing in the qqqq cos they 1st class, although we cant use theres as we mere economy class grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr( had a bit of a row with a 1st class customer over this lol)

3. Being knocked cos ya sat in side seat by the stewards/essess etc

4.Dodgy ear phones!!!!!

5.Chicken for flight out and flight in hmmmmmmmmmm( in flight meal)

6.People who push there seats back without notifying person in behind.....how annoying when ya have a glass of wine or beer on the tray grr..........just ask first then all will be fine, saves wine being spilled BELIEVE ME!!!!!

7. In flight entertainment not starting till an hour into flight hmmmm

thats my lot for now thx for that felt good !!!!!!

I been a few places. The top peeves for me are:-

1) Zero and I mean ZERO leg room in my seat (Cattle Class)

2) Not being able to sleep properly on long haul flights because of No Leg Room.

3) Smelling the bad breath of the passenger next to you who is snoring because they CAN sleep without legroom.

4) The blaaand cattle food on the plane. Why not just give me oats/hay/grass and just be done with it!!!

5) People who leave any or all of the following in the toilet sink after they leave the cubicle...crap/bogey/wet tissue/spit/ tootpaste.

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I know dey NAAASTY!!!

Then they touch your pillow / blanket/armrest!!!

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My biggest complaint is the pushy people... who won't be courteous and let you get your carry-on for deplaning. We're all getting off, and we'll all be lining up at the carousel anyway, so no need to be rude.

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The barf bagger!

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[ain't that the truth , urban !!]

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I do hate those people who really push the rules......1 carryon, 1 personal item like a purse or briefcase....does not mean 2 bags big enough to shove a body into each. It's a big joke that "Federal Regulations allow 2 carryon..............." And, usually the main reason people around me can't get their stuff in and out of the overhead bin and why there is no room for me to ever put my one little bag.

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Yah co-sign on those PLUS this...

The very second the plane touches down everyone turns on their cell phones and starts yakking!!! Shut the hell up, you are not as important as you think you are, and that phone call isn't so important that it can't wait til you are in the terminal!

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I argue that point JC. My scenario: my plane lands in JA. If I don't call Jomo immediately, even if I stand in IM/CU for a while, he is late getting to the airport. I stand outside and get honked at and asked if I need a taxi at least 25 times. Sometimes it is vitally important to make the call immediately.

Now that the above point is moot, I agree with you,though.

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Another one...

Even though u booked a window seat on the internet with a e-ticket...

Guess what?

You get on the plane and the ticket is a middle seat in the middle row of the middle aisle.... with no leg room!!!

My emotion went from

to

to

over a period of 7.5 hours (the flight time)

I've got one just like that........You book two tickets right next to each other on both planes, window & middle, by calling AA and talking to an agent. You specifically talk to an agent and change your travel dates just so you can sit next to each other. When you get to your connecting flight, you find out you are in row 10 and he is in row 28. Not a huge deal if it were not for the fact that these are his very first 2 plane flights EVER, the first time he has left his country, and you really want to sit with him. My head looked like a steam engine, I was fuming so much. The airline says they can at least get you both in the same row, one on each side of the aisle. You beg and plead with 3 idiots before you find a nice guy who will trade with you. And you still don't get the aisle. After crying, one of the idiots tells you he will give Jomo the window seat once you get close to landing in St. Louis so he can see it from the air for the first time. And of course, the airline just shrugs and says we don't know what happened!!!

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