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Old 12-17-2005, 02:29 AM
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ETJ link up.....first thing to do.
What will be the first thing you'll say / do to each person at the link up??


KIKI - Pour her a drink and dance! And have the police on standby.
TIA - Hug her to death and say its about damn time!
JMiss - Same as TIA, then make her hug a palm tree.
TTNU - cut his tongue out.
Bounty - Salute.
Samba - Tae Bo his ass....with a diaper on.
Hotteach - Tell her to put her pants back on! LOL
Windy - Cheers our 2 drinks and tell her thanks for being her.
Vodka - Make him pour me a drink of course!
Urban - Toss him a record to make me dance
Wahoo - I have no idea! LMAO!
Ducani & Domo - Take a picture because I'll never see them again!
JSI - Tell her the orgie is up the street a ways, or take her to the galaxy club.
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:13 AM
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Re: ETJ link up.....first thing to do.
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What will be the first thing you'll say / do to each person at the link up??


KIKI - Big Hug for her.
TIA - Another big hug.
JMiss - I probably get tackeled.
TTNU - cut his tongue out. She probably put it her pocket for Break in case of emergency day! lolBounty - Salute.
Samba - Not sure.
Hotteach - Tell her to keep her pants back off. lol
Windy - Well you will know after the trip ends!
Vodka - Make him pour me a drink of course! Me Too
Urban - Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeleeeeeeectttaaaaaaaaa!
Wahoo - I have no idea! LMAO!
Ducani & Domo - Take a picture because I'll never see them again!
JSI - Tell her the orgie is up the street a ways, or take her to the galaxy club.
Pinchy Long night out of walking and talking
Wetdreamgurl Keep my eyes straight, mind clear
Samsara Really keep my eyes straight, keep focus!
And Star. I see us down on the beach late night having long
talks of spiritual connections deep stimulating exchanges and
just keeping things real under the full moon. Bring your best wine, Ma!

And Buttafli, well that maybe the ETJ secret wedding of the year!

I'll think I'll wear sun glasses and keep my hands tied. That way you can't see me starring til your naked and be touchy feely!
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:26 AM
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JamCan - Make sure to contact Negril police and warn them that I'm coming. When I get there drinks on me!
TIA & Son - Tia drinks on me.....Milk or Juice for the little fellow?
JMiss - Hugs from me too
TTNU - Drinks on me (literally)
Bounty - Salute & bow
Samba - not sure
Hotteach - You can find us in the club!
Windy - Depends on how AJ is...
Vodka - Make him pour me a drink of course!
Urban - Thank him for making me laugh
Wahoo - This will be a private meet & greet , drinks on me (literally)
Ducani & Domo - Take a picture because I'll never see them again! I agree
JSI - ?????????
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:42 AM
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Re: ETJ link up.....first thing to do.
I just have one job. Warn the cops that ETJ is coming and tell them to turn their backs.

Of course I want to hug you all. It's like family here.
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:39 PM
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Re: ETJ link up.....first thing to do.
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What will be the first thing you'll say / do to each person at the link up??


KIKI - Pour her a drink and dance! And have the police on standby.
We'll be clubbing an trolling for boy toys!!
TIA - Hug her to death and say its about damn time!
Big hugs for her and the little man!
JMiss - Same as TIA, then make her hug a palm tree.
Big hugs and thanks for her kind words
TTNU - cut his tongue out.
Whisk him out before JC cuts his tongue and ruins my whole plan!
Bounty - Salute.
Samba - Tae Bo his ass....with a diaper on.
Hotteach - Tell her to put her pants back on! LOL
Windy - Cheers our 2 drinks and tell her thanks for being her.
Vodka - Make him pour me a drink of course!
Pour him a drink after all he has poured me so many!
Urban - Toss him a record to make me dance
Thank him for all the laughs!
Wahoo - I have no idea! LMAO!
Well lets just say after I'll be wearing my "Do you Wahoo?" T
Ducani & Domo - Take a picture because I'll never see them again!
JSI - Tell her the orgie is up the street a ways, or take her to the galaxy club.
JamCan - Well I will make sure she is not looking when I start dancing on the table in my Victoria secrets!
Momma Star - Lets sit under a shade tree somwhere and talk you can give me some sage advice about how to change my evil ways!
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:37 PM
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JamCan - Sneak up behind her & give her a thong wedgie.
I guess you owe me that considering it'll probably take you 3 days to completely get the sand out your ass crack!
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:16 PM
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Re: ETJ link up.....first thing to do.
i KNOW that i will go absolutely berserk when i finally meet jc. heck i might even shed a few tears.

it will be so exciting to meet everyone else and i bet my cheeks will be sore from smiling a lot and laughing (from seeing thong wedgies). the linkup is gonna be fantastic!
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LMAO!!!! I aint need to look to find an orgie jamcan lol men just gather!!!!
now u know i aint that way gurl!!!!!!!
At least i dont have nonone trying to wring my kneck!

JAMCAN- I wont even LOOK at u for that comment!!!!
Tia and star - respect respect ladies
WINDY- I will get u shakin those titties on the dance floor!!
WAHOO- Id push u into the sand and run off with ur wallet and shout e'one drinks!!
URBAN- ummm just a hug and then demand my fav tunes!
TTNU- i will not believe a word u say!!
KIKI- she'd be gettin a hug and encouragement to shake her booty!
ummmmm let me see....
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:58 AM
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What, no wet, sloppy kiss???

PS. I was told by my last paramour that I'm a good kisser.
Alright just for you, one wet kiss, but mi no sloppy. Will you feel uncomfortable with my man Ted watching?
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:53 PM
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Alright just for you, one wet kiss, but mi no sloppy. Will you feel uncomfortable with my man Ted watching?
omg ma, do you remember the first etj linkup when u and pooky kissed during our photo session? ted was there for that one too. lololololol that was sooo funny! i've got that pic somewhere...
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:06 AM
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I have the secret pics of that too Tia! LOL

And JSI, woman you better watch out! You'll definitely wanna look when I start dancing so you know what you're up against when we compete. LOLOLOL....2 white girls inna dance off in Jamaica.
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I have the secret pics of that too Tia! LOL

And JSI, woman you better watch out! You'll definitely wanna look when I start dancing so you know what you're up against when we compete. LOLOLOL....2 white girls inna dance off in Jamaica.
Honey BRING IT ON!!!!! LOL ill samba my ass til sunrise! im sumtimes compared to a vibrator lolol from titties to toes she shakes!! LOLOL
And we can sandwich anyone who dares to get between us!!
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:14 PM
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Wahoo stop teasing.....are you coming to the link up?

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I just hope my bokkle of Kama Sutra oil clears Customs!

Old girlfriend in college introduced me to the pleasures of Kama Sutra oil, and a couple of years later I tried to find a bokkle of it to purchase as a gift (the "gift that goes on giving," if you know what I mean). Went to a likkle shop on The Corner just off campus at UVa that specialized in oils and lotions to try to find it. I browsed but didn't see it on the shelves, so I started to exit the shop but on the way out was stopped by the young gyal (she couldn't have been older than 18) who was the clerk that day. "Can I help you find something?" she asked perkily.

I explained what I was looking for, but that I didn't see it on the shelves, so I'd be on my way...

"Kama Sutra oil...," she intoned, "don't think I've heard of it. What's it used for?"

"It's used for...uhhh...love-making," I sheepishly replied.

"Ummm...," she smiled and coyishly added, "sounds like fun!"


Yep, I bet it would have been, too!!!
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Honey BRING IT ON!!!!! LOL ill samba my ass til sunrise! im sumtimes compared to a vibrator lolol from titties to toes she shakes!! LOLOL
And we can sandwich anyone who dares to get between us!!
Well since you mentioned Samba! LOL....lets make a Samba sandwich!!!
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NOW wheres urban??? surely he can fix someone in between those 2 pics!!!!
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