Actual Singles Ads - Jamaica Talk

JamCan · #1 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 06:17 PM

Sometimes on the weekend (because I never go out and socialize) me and some friends surf singles sites for kicks. Yes we have no lives!!! Believe it or not this is a real one. That thread about men with small penises made me think of it. LOLOLOL

i am looking for a drama free women with no baggages , i don't mean kids . someone who know what they want in life,who are'nt jaded despite of all the bullsh*t we sometimes go through. someone who want to fall in love like it's the frist time. Also not a women who wants a big package. i am 4 and a half erect, but i still love life. If you are looking for a big package i suggest you date my buddy rob.

JamCan · #2 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 06:18 PM

I wouldn't date him based on his spelling alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reggaediva · #3 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 07:15 PM

Here's a whole collection:

http://www.funehumor.com/fun_doc2/fun_0226.shtml

I agree with you on the spelling thing - big pet peeve of mine - It's one thing to make errors on a forum or an email - you're typing quickly - but PLEASE use spell check for an ad!!

Hotteach · #4 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 08:16 PM

Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.

LOLOLOL ITs my dream man.......

GhettoGurl · #5 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 08:20 PM

Both of dem still sound better then my peice of thing

His add would say:

Ignorant, player, fool, doesn't appreciate woman and is full of **** most of the time LOLOLOLOL

Yet I still got love for him... Go figure I guess my add would say:

Dumb, naive, lapdog!!!!

JamCan · #6 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 08:35 PM

DUHHHH I want ACTUAL ads in here.

RD Imma check out that link later tonight LOL. AND I'll find more and post them too. I'm with you on the spelling....if you're looking for a potential partner AT LEAST don't appear ignorant!! ROTFL!!!!

GhettoGurl · #7 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 08:44 PM

If THAT was my real add, would you still love me?

JamCan · #8 (**permalink**) 05-19-2009, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamCan

Sometimes on the weekend (because I never go out and socialize) me and some friends surf singles sites for kicks. Yes we have no lives!!! Believe it or not this is a real one. That thread about men with small penises made me think of it. LOLOLOL

i am looking for a drama free women with no baggages , i don't mean kids . someone who know what they want in life,who are'nt jaded despite of all the bullsh*t we sometimes go through. someone who want to fall in love like it's the frist time. Also not a women who wants a big package. i am 4 and a half erect, but i still love life. If you are looking for a big package i suggest you date my buddy rob.

LMAOOOOOOOOO bump!!!!!

If y'all are bored, go on the internet and look for more stupid ads.

ShyCutieGirl · #9 (**permalink**) 05-19-2009, 02:17 PM

The 4.5 inches is funny.... He is being upfront because he doesnt want the rejection in person. He should have added works well with hands and mouth, that may get him more replies

JamCan · #10 (**permalink**) 05-19-2009, 02:19 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!!

Geezer · #11 (**permalink**) 05-20-2009, 05:55 AM

I bet Obie placed that ad...and just lied about the extra half inch.

JamCan · #12 (**permalink**) 05-20-2009, 10:24 AM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ah I wish Obi would see that comment!!