
09-24-2004, 06:18 PM
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Re: The Chatter Box!!!!
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Originally Posted by HONEYPYE after Luv finishes that statment to JaGoBi, guess who walks in......NO FEAR!!! "a wah a gwan ya soh str8?"..... "LUV a bun yu a gi me wid my bredrin JaGoBi, eeh ansah me gyal?" Luv is speechless NO FEAR raises his hand........Buff.......... LUV fall down pan de floor..."get up gyal, eeh yu a split my ting inna two"........tump......JaGoBi watching naw say nuttin!.......LUV threaten to call de POLICE......NO FEAR lick har ovah de head wid his guiness bottle she's out like a light! POLICE WOMAN PB come but NO FEAR and JaGoBi run gone!!!!!
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NO FEAR and I run outta di house an split up fe mke it harda fi PB to catch eitha one a we. Mi run an hop into mi 2005 ETJ E-Class an drive ova to HONEYPYE place. Hmm... HONEYPYE a dead wit laff. She neva even hear dis bwoy ya sneak in.... she come outta ar kitchen wit a nice big Cosmo. BUFF!!! Pye go down, mi catch di drink an start sip...... wha yu tink, yu cyan play snitch when yu feel..... BLAP.... nu badda struggle, yu have nuf tings fi get 2nite..... wha.... sa wha......"Mi wuz only playin aroun wi...".... CLAP... nuh badda finish dat dey sentence.... BIM... BLO.... BLOWOW..... CLAP.... SLAP.....AH OH... yu know de drill..... off come yu clothes pon demand.....yuh tink seh me gwoin go easy pon yu?......SPANK... GRAB!!... up pon yu feet since yu tink sey yu cya hangle tings like a man........sey wha?.......yuh a gimme a treat if me be easy pon yu?...hmmm...mek mi see wha yu a gwan wid......ooh, yu wan fi bow?......eh heh.....a dat a wha mi a chat bout.....but mi dear... since dis is sumthin YU want.....SPANK... YOKE.... inna da bathroom yu a go... me hav fe scrub di evilness off a yu...................den see wha kin a Honey yu have fi taste......an afta dat.... yu true DISCIPLINE a begin... ain't dat right?....."Who yu a chat to JaGoBi?"..... Eh gyal... yu see it a NO FEAR inna dis ya establishment???.... yo Jag, tek cyare a dat a lemme know when a mi turn fi run rounds pon ar.........
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