Rules for Men.. - Jamaica Talk

LuvJamaicanMen · #1 (**permalink**) 03-24-2005, 06:20 PM

Rules For Men

The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.

dudley one · #2 (**permalink**) 03-24-2005, 06:47 PM

hey luv
where does the whip come into play on this thread.

LuvJamaicanMen · #3 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dudley one

hey luv
where does the whip come into play on this thread.

LMAO!!!!.....yuh soon find out!

Russelsimmons · #4 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 05:26 PM

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The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

yea...after 2 dates...thats crazy

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