How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room

LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

LOVE when intercourse is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?

LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE when you argue over money

LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything

LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE what's a climax?

LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's

LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent

LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake

LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music

LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

LOve is when he is all you think about, talk about
marriage is the one you love you want by your side until the end of time
Lust is a vacation in paradise with mr.right now that you tell you ain't going to break up my happy home

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Heres my invatation to come try Jamaica you can go to Ochio Rios, Montego Bay, Negril, Port Antonio,or even down Kingston. Jamaica is paradise the people are real, the food is great, the water meets the sky, the sun perfect next to your skin. So start packing your bags and I will see you down in Jamaica ,sweet Jam down...Delicious

good stuff. ..marriage is what you make of it..to bad most people these days done value it as much as they did 20-30 years ago.

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~MakE IT DRiP DRoP WeT~

I guess I must say that I am in Love cause my Jamaican man is all I think about and can't wait till we get married July 22, 2006. So I'll have that wonderful Jamaican Man here with me all the time.
And Delicious i must agree with u Jamaica is a trip down paradise and it is one i have been enjoying since March 2001. I will tell anyone Jamaica is My Heaven On This Earth!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!

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LOL I love this.

I feel blessed in love still lusting and married. Oniel and I celebrating one year anniversary this month.

Blessings to all in love

LOL... my relationship is caught in between the Love and marriage ones with a couple of the lust ones thrown in for good measure...

Maybe we have a "well rounded" relationship????

LMAO

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10

heres sumthin i heard last nite...
started dating... we do it anywhere, anytime, anyhow
getting serious... we do it somehow, somewhere, sometimes
after many years... we do it in the hallway...look at each other and say 'get f***ed'

Halarious at the time, so was the musical fart cd.. wish i share it with u guys..

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

I'm in love and lust, so might as well marry her.

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Awwwwwwwww.....

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

awww too !! and that pic better mean hes begging her lol

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