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07-26-2006, 06:47 PM
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Re: Relationship Dos And Donts
Rules For Relationships!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong. 7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset. 13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm. 14. The female always gets the last word! (*) These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit. Abd beware the PMS Exception Law
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07-27-2006, 09:36 AM
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Re: Relationship Dos And Donts
Wahoo wannabees? Is that usually a big problem, Wahoo?
I imagine there is only one of you in the whole wide world!
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 If you've never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame...We dreamers have our ways Of facing rainy days And somehow we survive 
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09-27-2006, 04:08 PM
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Re: Relationship Dos And Donts
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09-27-2006, 04:15 PM
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No dont be sorry....that would turn me off as well....if u have to ask for it....and when I say "it" I mean anything in regards to sex..... it means I am not ready..... because if I was I would have done it already. It is one thing to talk about sex, dislikes and likes.... and it is another to ask.... I dont know there is something about that, that is such a turn off for me. I dont have to ask anyone to head south nor do I have to ask anyone to kiss me ...so WTF.... As a matter of fact....I would let him know what time it is..... then open the door and walk him out.
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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11-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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DON'T ever go into a serious relationship thinking that it won't involve hard work. It DOES! You don't just buy a kriss car thinking it will always stay the same. No, you change the oil, rotate the tires, tune it up, etc. Get my drift, guys?
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11-28-2006, 06:26 PM
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I've learnt that no matter how long you flog a dead horse it aint gonna get up. When it's dead it's DEAD. Draw a line move, on and keep your dignity.
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1st Paradigm, Black by Nature, Proud By Choice!
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03-21-2007, 03:49 PM
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do not ask me a question unless you want the hard cold truth...
you may not be able to handle the answer which you seek.
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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies" Proverbs 31; 10
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03-21-2007, 04:03 PM
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lol... it is mostly all in good fun... remember a fun thing or something not so fun that became funny after the fact... then post the do or don't...
you see me?
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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies" Proverbs 31; 10
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04-30-2007, 03:17 AM
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Very True!  And to add onto the very thorough list.... Men, do not talk down to you're gyal ... constant lecturing is a killer.
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 Always Striving to Embrace the Sacred Present .... Finding ~ Loving ~ Living Lifting My Eyes to the Maker. Thank You Lord for All the Friends You Have Blessed Me With... Please Shine Your Light Upon Them Always..... Amen .
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