Relationship Dos And Donts - Page 5 - Jamaica Talk

dudley one · #61 (**permalink**) 07-26-2006, 07:47 PM

Rules For Relationships!

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For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are
in effect in every relationship.

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for
causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent
of the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him
to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether
she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. The female always gets the last word!

(*) These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit. Abd
beware the PMS Exception Law

Jomo's girl · #62 (**permalink**) 07-27-2006, 10:36 AM

Wahoo wannabees? Is that usually a big problem, Wahoo?

I imagine there is only one of you in the whole wide world!

babyloc · #63 (**permalink**) 09-27-2006, 04:45 PM

do Not Ask Me About My Past Relationships!!!!!!!!!!

babyloc · #64 (**permalink**) 09-27-2006, 04:46 PM

Do Not Ask Me To Suck Your Dick...i Will Do It When Im Good And Ready...

LadyH · #65 (**permalink**) 09-27-2006, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babyloc

Do Not Ask Me To Suck Your Dick...i Will Do It When Im Good And Ready...

Easy Baby girl....easy!!!!!

smile

babyloc · #66 (**permalink**) 09-27-2006, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyH

Easy Baby girl....easy!!!!!

smile

oops..sorry bout that

but i be bout to fight

LadyH · #67 (**permalink**) 09-27-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babyloc

oops..sorry bout that

but i be bout to fight

No dont be sorry....that would turn me off as well....if u have to ask for it....and when I say "it" I mean anything in regards to sex..... it means I am not ready..... because if I was I would have done it already.

It is one thing to talk about sex, dislikes and likes.... and it is another to ask.... I dont know there is something about that, that is such a turn off for me.

I dont have to ask anyone to head south nor do I have to ask anyone to kiss me ...so WTF....

As a matter of fact....I would let him know what time it is..... then open the door and walk him out.

suzettejamaica · #68 (**permalink**) 11-28-2006, 06:52 PM

DON'T ever go into a serious relationship thinking that it won't involve hard work. It DOES! You don't just buy a kriss car thinking it will always stay the same. No, you change the oil, rotate the tires, tune it up, etc. Get my drift, guys?

1stParadigm · #69 (**permalink**) 11-28-2006, 07:26 PM

I've learnt that no matter how long you flog a dead horse it aint gonna get up. When it's dead it's DEAD. Draw a line move, on and keep your dignity.

JamCan · #70 (**permalink**) 11-28-2006, 07:33 PM

I've learnt just DON'T have a relationship.

JaKnow? · #71 (**permalink**) 03-21-2007, 04:12 PM

This was a good and funny read. Sound like a lot of scorned woman on here. lol

windypace · #72 (**permalink**) 03-21-2007, 04:49 PM

do not ask me a question unless you want the hard cold truth...

you may not be able to handle the answer which you seek.

JaKnow? · #73 (**permalink**) 03-21-2007, 04:53 PM

I jus though it was funny to read. I'm no expert and not currently in a relationship either so mi cyaan say

windypace · #74 (**permalink**) 03-21-2007, 05:03 PM

lol... it is mostly all in good fun... remember a fun thing or something not so fun that became funny after the fact... then post the do or don't...

you see me?

JASpice · #75 (**permalink**) 04-30-2007, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delicious

The way you start a relationship is the way it will end.Please do not try to change people. Trust, respect, communication, understanding, love, compliments makes a diffrence.Do good and good will be done to you.

Very True!

And to add onto the very thorough list.... Men, do not talk down to you're gyal ... constant lecturing is a killer.