I believe there is a thread for this somewhere...but I searched and searched to no avail...

Anyhow....what are some cute things that you may have heard a child say that made you smile or have a fun chuckle????

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Last night my son asked for a rocketship for his birthday. I asked him to describe it and this is what he had to say....

I want a rocketship that I can take up into outerspace to get all of my balloons.

(of course refering to all the balloons he losses to the sky..and there have been many!!)

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OMG, that is too funny. I can send him one from my job JASpice. I work for one of the space agencies.

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Oh bwoy...he would loooove sumting like that!!

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We have a lot of cool stuff... How old is he. Send me your info in PM and I will send him some stuff from NASA.

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we had a neighbor that had her door wide open,(i have no idea why). sooo one day as we were leaving out apartment, I turned from the kids to lock the door and all i could hear was."oh my, look at this mess, her mommie should make her clean this up!" my then 3 year old spoke and when i turned, she and my then 5 year old both had thier faces stuck at the womans door looking inside of her place..i was sopooooooo embarrassed

but, being outspoken, i guess she gets it from her mother...LOL

When my son was little, this white lady in the store said, "Oh my, ur so cute, can u come home with me?" He looked at her and said, "Lady, im brown, i can't be ur son!" lolol

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^^^^LOLOLOLOL^^

i know that lady laffed for days

she did! Another time, he chased a lady out of a public restroom, "Lady, u forgot to wash ur hands!" lololol, i almost died!

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We're in the supermarket and this lady with a very low haircut walks past us. My daughter says "Daddy, look at that man over there" and points.

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Very waggish indeed.

When i taught kindergarten the kids described skin color by the crayon they used to color it...and peach is what the white skin color is.....Terry brown Jr. used to call all the white people "peach people".....I loved him.....

LOL..

anytime u color a white person, you always use the peach crayon. you cant use the white crayon, as white ppl arent "white"..just like most ppl use a brown crayon for black ppl cuz (most of us) are not "black"...LOL

spice, what color u use?

we need to change all the Government forms to the crayola words......Peach, Brown, Caramel, .........