Silly Things Children Say - Page 3 - Jamaica Talk

JASpice · #31 (**permalink**) 10-02-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Rasta

my 5 year old that wandered off!

while speaking to the principal of the school...i asked to speak to my daughter..i said..why werent you on the bus/van?...she said "i left my sweater and i knew if i come home without it you were gonna beat my butt"

..im like, is your principal still there?

shes like....yes!

ooooohhh. she better be glad it was space between us.

LOL..... that's funny!! What a fun age...that's the same age as my son, the one that keeps on coming up with the craziest things.

Yesterday he told me he wants to be a garbage man ghost for Halloween!! I was like... Wah??!?!? he said that he could then carry a big garbage "can" around to put more candy in it while trick or treating!! DWL

Lady Rasta · #32 (**permalink**) 10-02-2009, 12:56 PM

^^^^^lololololol^^^^^^

Swaylah · #33 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 03:54 PM

Haaa!! Yall killin me! I have 2 children, my oldest more laid back into books, while the younger is active and into everything. I member this one time we was in the laundromat with my mom. The place was packed with seasonal working folks from the camps. She hear the mexicans speaking spanish and say "Mommy I can speak spanish too...Mida mida.." All i could do was laugh. While i was laughing some of the Ja bredren move the table and it made a loud noise. The little girl (my daughter) yell out to my mom "Ill grandma you farted!!" My mom was so damn embarrassed! My mom refuse to let her come anywhere with her now! LOL!!!

JASpice · #34 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaylah

Haaa!! Yall killin me! I have 2 children, my oldest more laid back into books, while the younger is active and into everything. I member this one time we was in the laundromat with my mom. The place was packed with seasonal working folks from the camps. She hear the mexicans speaking spanish and say "Mommy I can speak spanish too...Mida mida.." All i could do was laugh. While i was laughing some of the Ja bredren move the table and it made a loud noise. The little girl (my daughter) yell out to my mom "Ill grandma you farted!!" My mom was so damn embarrassed! My mom refuse to let her come anywhere with her now! LOL!!!

LOL... That's Funny! How old are your children??

Welcome to the board btw.

Alex4Ja · #35 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 04:00 PM

HAlways.

Welcome to ETJ.

JASpice · #36 (**permalink**) 10-14-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex4Ja

HAlways.

Is this code??? LOL

Swaylah · #37 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 02:21 PM

They are 7 and 11 now. She was 5 when all this happen.

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Originally Posted by JASpice

LOL... That's Funny! How old are your children??

Welcome to the board btw.

Swaylah · #38 (**permalink**) 10-15-2009, 02:22 PM

thanks for your welcome! Sorry am victim of "Delay Reaction!" LOL

JASpice · #39 (**permalink**) 10-16-2009, 04:14 PM

I'm cracking up right now....

I'm in the middle of writing up a contract when my son came up and asked me a question. I didn't quite understand what he was asking, so out of frustration he turn around, put his hands up and said "Can't you understand english mommy" and walked away.

He has such a funny way of saying things... lol

Dallas76 · #40 (**permalink**) 10-18-2009, 08:45 PM

My friends little boy is so cute. One time we were talking about nationalites and out of the blue he turned around and said he was lightly toasted. We all laughed since he was only 4 at the time and we asked him why he thought that and he said he is not dark enough to be his dad or white enough to be his mom so he is just lightly toasted...lol....still makes me laugh and he is 14 now!

bcgal · #41 (**permalink**) 10-30-2009, 03:03 PM

With Halloween coming up I was telling Seanna that my friend was going to be a vampire. She thought that was great - so I asked her if she knew what vampires did. Her response:
"Trick-or-treat?"
Perfect answer!