we were at the supermarket and there was this foul smell. (of course i knew what it was) but the girls went on and on about it sooo bad. The lady in front of us pushed her basket forward so that she can pay her billa and then i hear my daugher say.."its this lady, she farted, i just smelled her butt"...i was sooooooooo mortified!!!!
needless to say, when we got home we had a long conversation on smelling ppl's butts (why that is a NO NO) and what to and what not to say.
my mother loves these storis, she claims they are "payback" because i used to embarrass her all the time cuz i have alwasy been very outspoken
LOL!!! These are sooooooooooo funny. Yall had me in stitches reading these. Well my sons are young men and so I cannot remember the silly things they used to say. Howeva I truly enjoyed these.
we were at the supermarket and there was this foul smell. (of course i knew what it was) but the girls went on and on about it sooo bad. The lady in front of us pushed her basket forward so that she can pay her billa and then i hear my daugher say.."its this lady, she farted, i just smelled her butt"...i was sooooooooo mortified!!!!
needless to say, when we got home we had a long conversation on smelling ppl's butts (why that is a NO NO) and what to and what not to say.
my mother loves these storis, she claims they are "payback" because i used to embarrass her all the time cuz i have alwasy been very outspoken
yes maam...i can tell you first hand...that out spoken moms....have outspoken kids....lololol and my mom loves the payback too. I guess thats what we get for putting them through it. All we can hope for is that their kids do it to them!
anytime u color a white person, you always use the peach crayon. you cant use the white crayon, as white ppl arent "white"..just like most ppl use a brown crayon for black ppl cuz (most of us) are not "black"...LOL
spice, what color u use?
Both my kids colored everyone brown! lol i thought that was weird, i didn't remember doing that!
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When i taught kindergarten the kids described skin color by the crayon they used to color it...and peach is what the white skin color is.....Terry brown Jr. used to call all the white people "peach people".....I loved him.....
LOL... I had a feeling that is were it came from! it cracks me up each time he says it!
anytime u color a white person, you always use the peach crayon. you cant use the white crayon, as white ppl arent "white"..just like most ppl use a brown crayon for black ppl cuz (most of us) are not "black"...LOL
spice, what color u use?
LOL .... Well I have never heard of it before!! What I have heard before is the use of tan, beige, or buff.
As for I ..... I would use something close to...... 29%Magenta + 45%Yellow + 20% Black or 197 R + 151 G + 114 B .
It always cracks me up when I ask my two year old..."How old are you?" and he looks at me and smiles every single time and says "I'm fine." I really should start teaching him the difference between "how old are you" and "how are you" but...
while speaking to the principal of the school...i asked to speak to my daughter..i said..why werent you on the bus/van?...she said "i left my sweater and i knew if i come home without it you were gonna beat my butt"..im like, is your principal still there?
shes like....yes!
ooooohhh. she better be glad it was space between us.
while speaking to the principal of the school...i asked to speak to my daughter..i said..why werent you on the bus/van?...she said "i left my sweater and i knew if i come home without it you were gonna beat my butt"..im like, is your principal still there?
shes like....yes!
ooooohhh. she better be glad it was space between us.
"In this great future, you can't forget your past. " Bob Marley (1945 - 1981)
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..im like, is your principal still there?
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