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Old 11-16-2004, 11:42 AM
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

We never had the Birds and Bees talk. To this day, my Dad covers my eyes when sex scenes come up on movies we watch together, and I'm 28!!!!!! Probably explains why I got knocked up at 19...teehee!
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:44 AM
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

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Mom: Umm... you know that you're getting older, right?
Me: Umm... yeah, every day
Mom: Well, you heard... ummmm..... errrrr....... about sex, right?
Me: (Stomach flips, penis retreats to stomach, head starts spinning) Umm, mom, I'm just not ready for that kind of stuff (BIG LIE)
Mom: OH GOOD! Well, wha yu waan fi eat den??
Me: The usual


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Old 11-16-2004, 02:30 PM
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

My parents didn't tell me anything. They bought about 4 different books for me to read when I was 8. I don't think they were prepared at all.
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

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My Mom comes from the OLD SCHOOL, very conservative/taditional! So we never had the BIRDS AND THE BEES talk. I remember once while watching LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRE, Nelly Olsen was teasing Laura about having a crush on some boy, Nelly used the word "hanky panky". My Mother turned to me and asked in a stern voice....."yu noh wat hanky panky is?" I didn't know if this was a trick question for me to get a beatin, but I answered "YES!" then she said......"GOOD!!" and that folks was our BIRDS and the BEES talk!!!!
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they told me nuting i heard it from my friends and cuzins
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

my parents really never talked to me about sex when i was a teenager. my grandma just used to tell me dont get no girl pregnant. so that was the extent of my learning from my parents. everything i else i learned from "real sex" specials on HBO that used to sneak and watch starting when i was 11yrs old. and then from experimenting. i learned a lot just from talking to girls that were older then me. a freaking world of knowledge
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

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my grandma just used to tell me dont get no girl pregnant.
I wish I woulda hung out with you then cause like PSEU I got myself knocked up at 19 too! But hey, its all good now.....Wouldn't trade him for anything!
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

when I got my period my mother had a talk with me that I should not have sex with boys because I would have baby...
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

Geez that was pretty straight forward EverReady! Your mom is a pretty no-bull**** kinda gal huh?
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

i think if i had kids..i would be str8 up with them about it, i dont think i would glamorize the subject to much..seems like that could have some black lash to it
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my mom told me straight up when i was 8 years old and now we talk about it all the time
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

my mom never really told me anything.i basicly found out from other people and by just being "faas" lol.when she decided to tell me,i was already informed about it.
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

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my mom never really told me anything.i basicly found out from other people and by just being "faas" lol.when she decided to tell me,i was already informed about it.
informed like when yu go 'evening class' afta school?
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

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informed like when yu go 'evening class' afta school?

lol...you don't forget nuthin do you.....
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

mines still aint tell me nothing
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:47 PM
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Re: how did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees????????

They didn't.... I was just a highly sexual person and knew instinctively - even educating the teachers who were trying to educate me....!!!

I now talk freely with my daughter (aged 10) - she knows that she can talk to me about sex without fear to reprimand.... I can't trust anyone else to do that job


Curiously, I can now also talk openly with my Mum!! (she's just as bad as me!!!) - she cracks me up with some of the porno statements she comes out with!!!
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