OK Here's some of my husbands.

He will go in the bathroom and pee or poo and leave the door wide open, BUT when he showers he closes and LOCKS the door! Then when he comes out he holds his dirty boxers infront of himself to hide his penis from me. Then quickly puts on his clean boxers while carefully facing away from me. LOL I told him once I've seen, thouched, tasted, and known that in the biblical sense, what are you hiding? LOL

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LMAODWL...Dat is kinda cute!!!!!

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LOVE LOCKDOWN

He's retarded!!!!!!!!!

If I am taking a bath he will come in there and pee or poo right at eye level but when he's showerin and getting clean I can't see?????? LOL

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Yah... that is funny....... if anything I would expect him to be the other way around... i don't have a significant other at the moment so I can't share...

but... i did have a relationship with a guy who didn't like his face touched... he would freak out... he said he had acne as a kid and was paranoid about people touching his face...

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ROTFDWRCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deja you betta thank your lucky stars that he aint' a member of ETJ!! LOLLOLLOL
You are so funny!!!!

I don't have an S.O. either so I can't comment but you can rest assured I wanna bump this thread one day.

When he has something important to tell me he mumbles. But any other non important thing he talks loud and enounciates clearly, and then askes me if I understood what he was trying to say.

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I gotta enter dis, lets use the baby father k? He will NOT sit on a toilet so he puts his feet dem pon di seat and **** like a frog

DWL! I think we need a picture of that!!!!

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LOL thats in public or home too?????

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Anywhere!!! He does it anywhere!!!! At home too

LOL

OK Here's another bout my husband when he pees he does not hold himself he stands as though he's doing the splits or he'll sit.

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I wanna share too. I have a "friend" . . . and when he gets out of the shower and is almost dressed, he goes to the mirror and sings to himself -- usually some made-up ****ery about how hot he is -- and he raps it very loud. My favorite part, however, is when he grabs his stuff and smiles at himself.

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My husband can't leave the house at at without touching up his beard
I mean I can say can you run to the store and pick up some milk, it could be from 7-eleven and he will say ok and go to the bathroom and get out the clippers and tighten up he beard

He also takes forever to get dressed, he gets up wayyy before us and I get myself and the kids dressed and then look over and he still aint ready
I am telling you, you grinds my nerves so much it is not even funny

wtf?????

ok i have nothing so crazy as some og you and the frog seat is freaking me out big time!

my husband do not eat anything green, he liked rasins but only by themselves not in baked products, he makes the bed only when he is going in it, and he will not shower by himself!


I honestly think some of these things are things to get our(women) attenten, -except for mr frog man, he needs to be commited and potty trained-
i humor him because thats what he wants.