The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is
guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if
the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.
For example:
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1 - "What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if
I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm,
wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you
are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this
statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was
really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five
things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are
d - How much prettier she is than you
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid
question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was
asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said,
"I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many
wrong answers:
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2 - "Do you love me?"

The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys
who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes,
dear." Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?
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3 - "Do I look fat?"

The correct male response to this question is to quickly, confidently, and
emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave
the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance
policy
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4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by
you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic
accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the
correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers
include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your
insurance policy.
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5 - "What would you do if I died?"

Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely
demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would
perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's
Pizza truck that came my way."

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That is Funny

It funny yes!!!!LOL Thanx!!!

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Nuh Watch No Face
2 Sweet

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Yuh more than right bashment...Ah man who loves yuh will PROUDLY show it..

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An den ders di man like mi dear hubby who no show much at all ta mi, but peeps cum an tell how he sey good tings abou mi to dem an brag abou how happy he was. Just recently had a man cum up to mi dat mi hadn't seen in years an he tell mi how happy mi hubby was when he marry mi an he a changed man, always smilin. He jus cudn't show it, not his way.

Never ask: How do you Feel?
Scares them so much. They think a book report is required of them. A woman can answer that question a hundred different ways and change her mind a hundred different times before she even answers. It's not written in stone! A man gets confused, rattled, feels put on the spot, panics, sweats then bolts. He doesn't realize wer'e just making Conversation. Men. They're so difficult.

Never ask: "How do you Feel?" Again and again and again and again and again.

Scares them so much. They think a book report is required of them. A woman can answer that question a hundred different ways and change her mind a hundred different times before she even answers. It's not written in stone forever! A man gets confused, rattled, feels put on the spot, panics, sweats then bolts. He doesn't realize wer'e just making Conversation. Men. They're so difficult.

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Bashment Right..them hate fi be asked too many questions...or having to explain themselves...they like things simple and calm...

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Str8, a di bes post from a woman mi si pon ya bout relationship, no lie. The only one mi flexible pon a #2, caw if mi Love r mi wi ansa if shi ax mi dat. sinc eunu love hear it su much.

yes wi love to hear it...reassurance..yuh si mi!!

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ah, but mek sure seh im love yuh before yuh start ax, caw dat nuh nice, when wi feel like wi afi lie bout dem ting deh.
BUt at di same time some bredda jus nuh like admit it none tall. so das why it deh pon di lis.