Ur just jealous cuz u know you cant get any!!!!!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

she's the wrong colour

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

lol lol lol lol lol

sorry your date never worked out Jam........ mofo anyway.... NEXT!!!!

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

LMMFAO Obi, I deserved that one too. LOL

And what Urban said about VD.....I didn't go that far but as soon as I heard him say he hates smoking I lit one up.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

ROTFDWL.. I did that once and then the guy said.. thank god I thought I had to wait all nite.. and then he lit one up too!!!!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

LOLOL talk about a backfire GG! LOLOL.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

I hated that guy!!!!!! I think he was chewing tabaco on our date!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

Ohhhhhhhhh that's sick!!!!

Anyways, that's the first time a cigarette SAVED my life, even if it did shave 7 minutes off my lifespan.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

...........OMG!!!!!..............JC, that sig is over the top!!!!

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i know you like it.

Was funny, while I was doing it I kept screwing up and you just had HTML in your siggy. I was panicked because I thought you'd catch me in the act. LOLOL

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

LOLOLOL okay you caught me.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

WORD!!!!!!!!! He's WAY shorter than I thought.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Guys the best way into Jammies pants is:

Say you own a bar
Say you love Jamaica
Say you love to moderate things
Say you are single and mean it!
Say you love kids
Say you think Russell is a stupid name for a guy
And say you'd love to slap her puck!

This will be the ONLY time I agree with you D1.....except that last one.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Maybe the guys your dating are just too young.....try dating an older guy ......they tend not to be soooooo self centered and focused on gettin pu$$y!