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House Humping (Real freaks read)
You will not believe this but I always thought about doing this with a girl, but never in my life I thought it is actually happening. Its like shopping for new mattress and wanting to try it out right there and now.
House Humping
in Million dollar listings
Last week on KIIS-FM, Ryan Seacrest talked about the lastest West Coast real estate craze. He called it House Humping. HH is when hot couples go to open houses, and sneak off into a secluded room and have sex! It's all the rage! Really? If so, I thought I should reach out to some of the star agents from WOW's upcoming BRAVO series Million Dollar Listing to find out more.
Malibu newbie Madison Hildebrand: "Ohhhh, the OH (Open House) club! No, I am not a member, nor have I ever walked in on any members!"
Hollywood vet Ray Schuldenfrei: "I once caught a couple, but they hadn't taken their clothes off yet. If they had, I would have stood in the doorway and panted!"
Scotty Brown: "I wish I were single, 'cause I have the keys to many mansions!"
A different agent told me off the record that there is a very famous young couple notorious for slipping into the laundry room for a quick wash and dry.
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