Do you all think it would be a good idea for someone to write a "translation" dictionairy for men and women?

So, we would all understand what the other is saying....


I mean... do you sometimes feel that we are speaking in different languages?

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10

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Dem neva Know,But dem Know Now !!

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And this kind of thinking makes it possible for so many women to get tricked.

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"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5 v11 KJV

Very waggish indeed.

my dear bounty.... i can judge a man by the way he TREATS me... PROVES himself to me... actions speak louder than his words... and its only nieve girls who read wrong messages into what a guy says...U ARE SIMPLE PREDICTABLE CREATURES!!! and like to think they are one up and for now ill just let u believe that ! coz i know better!

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That is of course JSI... unless you have a man that doesn't say much at all... talks in circles and leaves you feeling just as confused when the conversation is over as you were when you first started.

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10

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Dem neva Know,But dem Know Now !!

then dont waste ur precious time on men like that!!! if he wanted u he would let u know... men really are cavemen after all they know how to hunt and grab!!!

dudley ur actually proving my point!! women do have lingos,they manipulate, do things for attention, they are caniving, and all sorts!!! we just cant think of men the same as we do women, asking what did they really mean by that?? because 9 times out of ten they told it like it is and maybe just sugar coated it a little...

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Predictable response.

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"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5 v11 KJV

Very waggish indeed.

You women who think like this are doomed to have unhappy relationships for as long as you think this way. Good luck.

Not all women are conniving. There are men that have their own lingo etc. and are quite calculating, cunning and complicated. People are people. Such traits aren't present in everyone, and gender doesn't determine them. Socialization does.

You banter those qualities about as if they are good things. You saying those things about women actually sets you and your sisters back significantly in the eyes of those reading it.

When will people get over these silly generalizations?

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"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5 v11 KJV

Very waggish indeed.

but don't you get it JSI... it is his complexity that attracts me to him... if he was transparent and easy to figure out... I would be bored.

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"Who can find a virtuous wife? For her worth is far above rubies"

Proverbs 31; 10

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned - No BJs
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside

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