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Old 10-23-2007, 03:04 PM
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My Jamaican King

I caught a glimpse from across the room...
Ur watching me... I am watching you...
I didnt wear any make up that night...
the truth is, those jeans I was wearing were way too tight...
The ceiling fans were way too high..
I stood in that corner watchin a performance so divine
Ur shirt was drippin' wet
all that hype caused you to sweat
Your eyes caught mine...
right there and then I visualized our love child
Our friend introduced us, you smiled
as soon as you touched my hand my hormones ran wild..
You asked if I could dance..
and if I ever had a Jamaican man..
At first I was sceptic, dancing with you infront ah ur people could turn hectic..
You said yu neva kno seh white gyal cuda whine like this...
We ended the night with a kiss....
I felt my body going numb..
right there and then I knew you was the one...

We kept talkin to eachodda on the phone...
waiting for a chance so we could be alone...
You came to pick me up in ur black honda...
You was not wearin a shirt... mek mi suffa fram 'ungar.
You undressed me slowly.. kissin me all ova..
My legs started tremblin' my body shakin' all ova..
That night.. yu bruk mi back...
Almost went to the police to report a sexual attak.

I recuperated 3 days after...and cudnt get yu awf ah mi mind...
I wanted you more and more.. ur one of a kind...
You love music and talk with your eyes..
You have the capacity to have three wives..
You know exactly what to say to make me weak...
Eventhough mi rude, wid yu mi watch mi mouth when mi speak
I dont even wanna make you mad
because then I know I am gonna be sleepin alone in my bed..
I love the way you call my job and play a chune juss fi mi
The way you select a fabulous beat..
You make my toes curl, I will always be your GhettoGurl..
I love the way you treat my yute.. he laffs when yu call im a cutie
You mek mi waan eat curry goat all ah di time...
even mek mi practice di dutty whine...

3 years further and I am still by your side...
I even joined this Jamaican website...
I get jealous when you mention a Ménage à trois..
Lawd ave mercy yu even ave mi chattin patwah!!!

You turned my life upside down...
Thats why in my life you wear the crown..
It nuh matta which paat ah di world mi deh in...
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY JAMAICAN KING
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:15 PM
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Re: My Jamaican King

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You have the capacity to have three wives..
I thought he did?

LOLOL, I love the poem girl.
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:15 PM
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I thought he did?

LOLOL, I love the poem girl.
LOL, club members.. club members!!!!
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:20 PM
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Oh yah! My bad....
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:35 AM
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Re: My Jamaican King

Yeah and today I feel like kicking his Royal Butt!!!!
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:36 AM
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Re: My Jamaican King

Nice poem, GG.
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:23 PM
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Thanx ........
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Old 04-21-2008, 02:54 PM
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Re: My Jamaican King

I should give myself an infraction for this poem
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Old 04-21-2008, 03:03 PM
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Re: My Jamaican King

Let me do it!!!!
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Re: My Jamaican King

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:55 PM
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Re: My Jamaican King

Hey *itch whats the hmmm about?
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:13 AM
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Hey *itch whats the hmmm about?
I am not fond of the word "King" that's all. Nothing new.
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:19 AM
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Re: My Jamaican King

Well I couldnt call him Queen, that would be just wrong
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