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09-19-2007, 07:35 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
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i did not know they made black soap
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over    
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09-19-2007, 08:17 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
Mom, can I have by razors back now?
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09-19-2007, 08:19 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
mom, your left nipple fell out
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
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09-19-2007, 08:21 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
mom, i asked dad why i don't have any brothers or sisters and he said football is more entertaining
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
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09-19-2007, 08:21 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
mom, why am i an only child?
dad said you swallowed my brothers and sisters
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
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09-19-2007, 08:23 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
Mom, why do you always stand when peeing?
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One World, One People The opinions expressed by Samba are not the official opinions of ETJ or its owners.
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09-19-2007, 08:24 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
mom, how come i have two moms?
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
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09-30-2007, 12:14 AM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
dad won the lottery !!
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Dem neva Know,But dem Know Now !!
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01-11-2008, 11:31 PM
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Re: what not to to say to your mom
Mom, it appears YOU'RE more into my boyfriend than I am!
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