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Old 01-13-2005, 06:20 PM
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LOL... how about....

How many times did you have sex before conceiving me MOMMY?
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:27 PM
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LOL!!!

Hey Mom, thanks for not flushing properly.... I now know that you tek buddy inna yu batty......
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WHEN I was a little brat my mom wouldnt let me watch this movie ..so i told her she was ugly....i dont remember really what happen after that
Thats because she probably put your ass in a coma for 2 weeks
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You're gonna beat me, huh? Give it your best shot!
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Hey Mom, thanks for not flushing properly.... I now know that you tek buddy inna yu batty......
uuuuuuuuuuuuurgh yuck Jookobi
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that was gross Jubbybean
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:56 PM
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that was gross Jubbybean
I know, I know.... I had a moment........ BUT it IS sumthin you shouldn't say!!!!

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hey mom, ived had __ lovers in the last 10 years.
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LOL@PB.. betta 10 years than 10 weeks!
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My mom passed a few years ago. She tended toward some prejudicial attitudes when it came to people, although she would be polite while in mixed company. Now, I have to also preface this story with letting you know we were a white, middle class family. While I was in college back in the '70's she would always try to fix me up with her friends daughters whenever I came home. I finally got so tired of this routine that once when she asked me if I had been seeing anybody, I told her a fib right on the spot. I said, "Mom, I just got a black, Jewish girl pregnant." Oh my God, you should have seen the look on her face before I busted out laughing.
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I said, "Mom, I just got a black, Jewish girl pregnant." Oh my God, you should have seen the look on her face before I busted out laughing.
OMG.. the mentality of some people in society.
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Hey Mom, thanks for not flushing properly.... I now know that you tek buddy inna yu batty......
I don't get it and I'm pretty sure I don't wanna...
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Deja I don't wanna know either! LOL

"Mom, can you come bail me outta jail"?
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I said, "Mom, I just got a black, Jewish girl pregnant." Oh my God, you should have seen the look on her face before I busted out laughing.
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