ETJ Dictionary

[LittleStaffie]

Ok, how this goes is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter,and supply a new definition.


Intaxication:Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a totally serious bummer.

Decaflon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 inthe morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

[JamCan]

Fornucopia \For-nuh-KOH-pee-uh; -nyuh-\, noun:

The crap that goes on behind closed doors in the ETJ Apartment Building!!!!

[JamCan]

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Sounds like a disease you contract from too much 1-900-numbers.

[dudley one]

megnutitillon, = A Cool Brutha !!