Jamaica’s Magic Vending Machine.

[Nanoose]

Hello! I hope this isn’t a repeat post.
You can insert anything into the Jamaican magic
vending machine and it can give you anything back.
The first poster inserts something and then the next person tells what they get
and then they inserts something.

Example

First poster – I insert my dog.
Next poster – You get fleas - I insert a pineapple
(and so on)

I will start

I insert a dinner invitation to George Bush along with the invitation there is a
note inquiring if he has any food allergies and a request that he doesn’t bring
desert because we will be having pound cake.

[JamCan]

Originally Posted by Nanoose

Hello! I hope this isn’t a repeat post.
You can insert anything into the Jamaican magic
vending machine and it can give you anything back.
The first poster inserts something and then the next person tells what they get
and then they inserts something.

Example

First poster – I insert my dog.
Next poster – You get fleas - I insert a pineapple
(and so on)

I will start

I insert a dinner invitation to George Bush along with the invitation there is a
note inquiring if he has any food allergies and a request that he doesn’t bring
desert because we will be having pound cake.

You get: a polite rejection letter written by someone other than George Bush.

I insert my cell phone.

[Lillywight]

You get back a whopping bill from the service provider due to all the international calls made and texts sent over the past month.

I insert my Tivo/DVR . . .

[JamCan]

You get hours of recorded porn from channel 28 in JA.

I insert a beach towel.

[GhettoGurl]

Originally Posted by JamCan

You get hours of recorded porn from channel 28 in JA.

I insert a beach towel.

You get crabs


I insert a cow?

[Nanoose]

You get a pair of blue suede shoes that were worn by Elvis Presley
while he was filming the movie Blue Hawaii.

I insert a pair of dingle balls hoping for his Caddie.