Our letter to Oprah.....

[JamCan]

This thread will consist of our letter to Oprah about why she needs to host our very first "ENTIRE ETJ MEETING" and why she need to pay for us to get there too! LMAO!!!

I'm gonna start the letter with PB's opening line, then everyone add one line per post:

"Dear Oprah, I been a member of ETJ for years now and let me tell you its crazy............"

[Princessblack]

..........we have threads like "pimp slap" to lick the hell outta you and any one who trouble us...........

[Jamaica Miss]

who talk abou sex evry day and who haf a special tread for jus yur luvin tings fi sey to all di membas.....

[Princessblack]

...well Oprah sex is very important to us, however, Jamaica and the things that affects us daily is always on our minds. Take a look in the caranapuff thread Oprah, now that is some crazy stuff.

[JamCan]

....and our reputation points are very important to us too so while you're in here reading our letter can you do us all a favor and add to our reps?

[paz]

Before we go too far allow us to tell you of di creator of di site himself
Domo, on second thought I'm sure he can speak for himself.... The vibes is Love, the crove is a free style developed by our mind swing, the communication is via patois ... which mi still trying to learn.

[FiEvaSweet]

Laud oprah a long time now we a struggle up yah away from heach hodda han seperated all hova di worle Mi seh di dollas nah run too smood hat hall so dat all a we coulda get togedda an enjoy a reunion. oprah do missis hab likkle compassion fi we di poor ETJ-ites dem...fi di new year mek it 'appn!!!

[Geezer]

...and poor, underprivileged Wahoo has never vacationed in the south of France or splashed in the Mediterranean and would appreciate it so much if you would make his dying wish come true.

[Jomo's girl]

All I want to know is what kind of gifts are you giving away to all the guests in the audience that day? And, please don't tell me White Corolla's.

[JamCan]

ROTFFLMAO @ white Corolla's!!!!