common CLICHES

[angelker]

Don't worry Be happy

what if it mean mi a go dead how me fi be happy

[Jamaica Miss]

Have some of the hair of the dog that bit you.

I don't want any dyam hair in mi mout. An mi no wan eny alcohol di nex day either.

[Princessblack]

Wanti wanti caan getti getti

>>>An right now I want it after such a hurricane.....

[Jamaica Miss]

Going to hell in a handbasket.

Mi no goin ta hell, mi hope. An no go in a handbasket, cuz mi lot bigga den dat!

[Princessblack]

America...."In God we trust"

Really now? But you took prayer out of schools. Hmmmm

[Jamaica Miss]

Mi have both feet on di ground. Well, mi hope so, or yu layin down den.

[ActorRod]

Here's a little song I wrote
Gonna sing it 'til I choke
Don't worry, feel crappy.

The landlord say the rent is late
He may have to litigate.
Don't worry, feel crappy.

etc.

[Jamaica Miss]

Now AR yu spose ta tek a cliche, tell allawe wha it is an den put yur thoughts on wha it sey.

[ActorRod]

I thought the song, "Don't worry, be happy" was played so much that it became a cliche... so I did a little re-write like I thought you were doing with cliches.

[Jamaica Miss]

Yu forgiven cuz it funny enyway.

[Jamaica Miss]

But uno no do it agin yu hear, or Jamiaca Mama ago put yu in da corna.

[ActorRod]

yes maam... sorry.

[Jamaica Miss]

LMAO yu tek mi seriously?

[ActorRod]

No, just playing along!

[Jamaica Miss]

Throw a monkey wrench in di machinery.

Dey betta not throw enyting in my machinery dat mi no want thrown in der.